Yeah, The Maddox Thing Was Bogus, Yet We Got Some Good News!

So yeah, for those who actually read this damn blog, the whole planned Maddox rant was BS. The reason I initially made the promise was to parody Maddox's fucking long time frames between his postings (I wanted to see how long I could go without posting anything).

Fuck the haters, I thought it was funny (well, not really)!

But alas, we do have some positive news. For awhile, I've been toying with the idea of a tech-related site aimed at offering helpful advice, reviews, etc..., while still insulting the readers in some capacity (I created a blog for one awhile ago, but it never took off). Well, after having a near mental breakdown due to mass stupidity (I hate being the go-to guy for technology-related questions), I decided to make another attempt at it. So expect Tech Hell (or something more cleverly-named) to make its long-awaited debut soon!

THE UNHOLY RETURN OF JXFALLOUT!!!

What up sluts and gentlemen, after a many month hiatus (and numerous e-mails bitching abut when I'd be back), I'm finally marking the return of semi-regular posting here at the ol' blog!

In honor of this little return, you can expect the first true posting in the next few days (maybe even tomorrow if I'm not too drunk and/or fucking a fat chick). Not only that, but the post in question will be bashing a once popular "internet celebrity" (god that term looks so wrong...) who seems to only post new material nowadays as often as Halley's Comet is noticed.

Don't know who I'm talking about?

Well, then you should click here this line of text to find out!

127,867 people probably have read my postings at least once.

Amusing Video Regarding Homosexual Marriage

First off, I'm not gay, but I support homosexual couples being able to live out their lives as any heterosexual couple would (and yes, that includes the ability to get married).

As such, I found this video that was posted at F*cking C*nts (a blog I regularly follow, and sometimes post in the comments section of) to be pretty amusing (although quite sad at the same time):




Dammit religion, why do you have to go and ruin everything in the long run?!?!?

Obama + Dijon Mustard + Right-Wing Media = LOL!!!!!

So apparently, Fox News and other right-wing media outlets are blowing a gasket over the fact that Obama ordered a burger WITH DIJON MUSTARD!!!! WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?!?!

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/chi-talk-mustard-obamamay11,0,1652607.story

Barack Obama's mustard: President puts spicy mustard on burger and lands in new 'elitist' pickle with right

Kevin Pang

May 11, 2009

Conservative commentators seeking ways to pillory the president have found their latest weapon: mustard.

Oh, not patriotic, 76-trombones-along-the-parade-route yellow mustard. But pretentious, elitist, higher-tax-bracket Dijon mustard.

When President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden made a stop at a burger joint in Virginia last week, Obama reportedly asked for "spicy" or "Dijon mustard."

Right-wing talk show host Laura Ingraham weighed in: "What kind of man orders a cheeseburger without ketchup but Dijon mustard?" Sean Hannity of Fox News invoked the Grey Poupon commercial. "I hope you enjoyed that fancy burger, Mr. President," Hannity said.

This has Barry Levenson, founder and curator of the Mt. Horeb Mustard Museum, shaking his head. The museum, just west of Madison, Wis., features more than 5,000 mustards, the largest such collection in the world.

"There's nothing pretentious about Dijon mustard," Levenson said. "It's a very simple product."

Dijon mustard has its origins in France, where monks made it with mustard seeds, vinegar, water and some salt.

But the Grey Poupon ads from the 1980s -- showing two British gentlemen snootily asking for Dijon -- cemented the mustard, rightly or not, as a condiment for aristocrats and gourmands.

"You have to understand that those ads were an effort to elevate cooking in America," said Levenson. "It was an effort to tell people you can buy something that's not too expensive, but it makes you feel elegant."

First off, I'm quite amused that there's a mustard museum (moreso one that is in my home state).

Back on the subject at hand, keep up the good work Hannity (and right-wing media in general)! You're doing more damage to your political party than any Democrat could!!!

Seriously though, mustard? MUSTARD?!?!

There are companies going out of business and people losing their jobs everyday, and these people bitch about mustard?!?! What's next?

He eats his burger ON WHEAT BREAD!

He eats ribs WITH A FORK!

He prefers his toast WITH STRAWBERRY JELLY!

Christ almighty, why don't we just revert back to Freedom Fries in order to show them French folk who's boss!!! USA USA RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE USA USA USA!!!!

Hey Microsoft, Create Mac/Linux Versions of Your Fucking Zune Software!!!!

I, like many people, own a Zune. It's a great MP3 player with many features that make it better than most Ipod models.

There's just one problem, the Zune software isn't available for Linux or Mac!!!

Microsoft, get off our fucking high-horse, and release non-Windows versions of the Zune software!!!

"B-but, that will keep people from buying our Windows software!"

They're already buying your fucking MP3 player, so why not open it up to more potential customers as well (thus potentially increasing your income). Apple created a Windows version of its Itunes software (and also allowed for numerous developers to implement Ipod support into their own software, regardless of the operating system) and they seem to be making quite the profit, so what the hell is stopping you from creating a non-Windows alternative?!?!

More Goddamn Changes Coming To The Goddamn Blog!

With the recent addition of the Twitter feed on the side of the blog (assuming you even gave a shit), you can probably notice that the blog has been going through a much needed overhaul.

Do not worry (DAMMIT, I SAID NOT TO WORRY!!!!), we will be finished with the updated layout soon! Also, be on the lookout for an actual blog entry coming soon as well!

Comic Sans: WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?!?!?!

Over the last few months, a much heated debate over something completely stupid has arisen: Should the font "Comic Sans" be done away with?

http://lifehacker.com/5219538/should-comic-sans-be-banned

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Yes, out of all the shit that people could be discussing, they instead choose to argue over a fucking font type!!!! People, it's a fucking font type!!!

Don't like it? Don't use it!

Don't like people who use it? Ridicule them, or switch the text to something else!

Just please shut the fuck up about it!!!!!!!