The Blog of Unlimited Bitching!!!

Back....AGAIN?!?!?!

2011-11-30T08:31:00.001-08:00

Yup, I'm back to further enlighten you all with whatever bullshit is spewed from my mouth on a semi-regular basis. I must admit that I was originally planning on moving the blog over to Tumblr, but I realized that it wouldn't work out in the end, due to me not being a hipster and all (note: Weezer sucks)!

So alas, I shall remain here with Blogger, until I get off my ass and create a Wordpress account or something. I don't know/care!

Hopefully, you can expect some new content in the upcoming weeks (I actually mean it this time....). And also maybe a podcast involving yours truly....

OH HEY THERE!!!

2011-08-21T21:03:00.000-07:00

Yup, it's me again. As you can see, I've more/less stopped focusing on the blog, and have opted to just post random crap on Twitter (all the cool kids are doing it, when they're not getting beaten by their alcoholic parents). I'm sure I'll start updating this thing on a regular (or at least, semi-regular) basis someday!

However, I do want to mention that myself and a few of my friends have been toying with the idea of putting together a podcast that would likely rape your ears in ways only Glee could. No idea if this will happen, but if it does, I'll definitely post about it here (although no one will be here to read it...)!

I'M BACK YALL!

2011-02-03T11:50:00.000-08:00

NO DAMMIT, I SAID "BACK"!!!!

Yeah, I just referenced CB4, WHAT OF IT?!?!

Anywho, how's it going everyone is blogville/city/ghetto...? I've been doing quite well over the last...oh...decade since I last updated this thing!

But alas, I have not given up writing...err...typing my wonderful rants! I shall hopefully be posting some next content of the text variety (like people read anymore....) over the next INSERT AMOUNT OF TIME HERE. I have zero clue what the shit it'll enatngle. Maybe a movie review?

Who knows!

ELECTION TIME~!!! AND NEW POSTING SOON!

2010-11-02T16:18:00.001-07:00

Since it's election day, I figured I'd link to the perfect site to troll the anti-Obama crowd with:

http://whatthefuckhasobamadonesofar.com/

Tis glorious. Expect a new, a non-political, posting this week or next!

Spoony = KING DOUCHE!!!!

2010-08-12T13:31:00.000-07:00

In the past few years, we've seen a severe rise in "angry video critics". Personally, I blame this on the Angry Video Game Nerd (and also a little on the Irate Gamer, simply for the fact that since he steals AVGN's bit, he also steals some of my blame away from him as well).

Recently, we've hit the broken point with videos containing ANGRY video game reviewers, ANGRY movie reviewers, ANGRY music reviewers, FURRY comic book reviewers, etc... However, much like cable television, there's usually something redeeming buried among the steamy pile of horse droppings; in the case of cable tv, Jersey Shore. Trust me, seeing a short and fat female guido (guidette?) get punched directly in the face is more than enough to keep one entertained for quite awhile. Look below if you don't believe me:

FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!!!!

Getting back to the subject at hand, there is ALWAYS something worthwhile buried among a bunch shit. Case in point with Angry Video Reviewers, we have have Noah Antweiler (better known to the rest of the world, unfortunately, as Spoony).

Yup, pretty sure he's jerkin' it.

Spoony (pictured above, in case you were too retarded to figure that out yourself) is the man in charge of The Spoony Experiment, which is a site where he posts videos such as reviews (including old FMV games and BAD sci-fi films) rants (the homoerotic soap opera we all know and love, pro wrestling), and some other crap I'm too lazy to research. Surprisingly, a lot of the stuff he posted was quite humorous (Spoony had a knack for humor way before he even started doing videos, see his various typed reviews). However, seeing as how as he's become an internet celebrity (i.e. basement dweller royalty), he tended to let his fame go to head.

Not long ago, Spoony won a Mashable award for "Funniest Person to Follow" (note the fact that it's for his Twitter page and not his website). Rather than thanking his fans for clicking that "follow" button and making him special, he used the post regarding the award on his website to blast those that angered him. And here it is for your reading pleasure:

http://spoonyexperiment.com/2009/12/17/an-appeal-for-manners/

I debated with myself a long time on whether or not to post anything about this matter. I thought I might be feeding the trolls. But I think this needs to be addressed.

First of all, thank you all for the extraordinary support and well-wishes this year, that helped me to win the Open Web Award for Funniest Person of the Year. I’m truly touched and honored by your support, and hope that I’ll continue to earn it.

That said, the celebration is tainted a great deal for me because of a few bad eggs out there who continue to post cruel and hateful things on the blog and on the forums. I’m very, very upset right now. In fact, some of the comments lately have left me completely outraged. I’ve taken down my latest video and I don’t intend to remake it, because honestly, I’m not in the mood. I don’t feel like being funny, and you don’t want to see me in front of the camera right now. These wanton emotional attacks on hard-working, innocent people have to stop. I don’t mind if you come after me; in a way, I open myself up for it. I’d prefer if you didn’t insult me, of course, but I can take it. Where I draw the line is when you make hateful, ignorant comments against my friends, family, and loved ones. These belligerent, crude comments have caused more harm than you know. It’s not fair. It’s not warranted. There’s no call to ever say such awful things to anyone, and I’m tired of it.

And I know that I’m only addressing a scant few people out there. I have thousands and thousands of fans, almost all of whom are astoundingly generous, kind, and supportive. I know you’re good people, and I never get to thank these fans enough. It sucks that I have to stop the presses, drag the whole party down, and give these cowards the attention they don’t deserve.

I hope you’ll all pay close attention when I tell you this: this site has a bad reputation. The people I work with don’t like it when I post their videos here, because they tell me that the fans here are downright petty and childishly mean. And I don’t know what to tell them. My moderators and admins work overtime filtering out hate speech. I can understand that some of you don’t like other video producers; it’s all a matter of personal preference. But that’s no reason to use sadistic speech picking on people’s weight, looks, religion, ethnicity, or anything else. I simply can’t believe that we live in an age where people are capable of such pig ignorance and shallow hatred. These aren’t the kind of fans that I want or need. If you don’t like something about this site, fine, you can voice your disapproval. But you can do it in a rational manner without resorting to bullying, infantile insults.

I want this site to be a place for fun, and for laughs. I want people to be able to come here and feel safe and welcome. I don’t want people coming here feeling like they have to gird themselves for war with a bunch of whiny pre-adolescents who only know how to spit bile.

If you can’t learn to at least be civil, please leave. You’re not wanted here, and you’re making everyone else look bad. We’re all here to have fun. Please try to remember that.

WAHHHHH, MY AWARD CELEBRATION TAINTED BY THOSE BAD PEOPLE THAT ARE MAKING FUN OF MEEEEE!!!!!

Seriously, just thank your supporters and shut-up! Now, nothing interesting really happened after that, until recently...

It all became apparent that Spoony was indeed a douche during his recent video review of the Deadliest Warrior video game, where he just tore the game to shreds. Suprising (as in "why should they even give a flying fuck?"), the game's creators emailed Spoony a rebuttal of sorts. This opened the flood gates, as Spoony quite smugly blasted the creators, only to then UNLEASH NERD RAGE on his own fans, who seemed to have developed their own personal tastes. And what personal tastes did they develop?

THEY ENJOYED THE VIDEO GAME! ALSO, THEY THOUGHT THE REMAKE OF HIS THEME SUCKED!!!!

This led to a bunch of bannings over at his forums, as well as raging on his Twitter.

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Spoony, I'm only gonna type this once (because I've been drinking, and I'll probably forget it all by tomorrow), quit bitching about the so-called "haterz" and start posting worthwhile content again! Here's some ideas to help you out (cause you damn well need it):

- FINISH THAT GODDAMN DEADLY PREMONITION "LET'S PLAY"!!!! PART 1 HAS BEEN UP FOR HOW LONG NOW, AND IT SEEMS TO HAVE ABANDONED BEFORE IT ISN'T GOT GOING!

-Continue to troll Final Finatasy fanboys. It really does make the world a better place when those bastards get hot and bothered when their shitty series gets ripped-on.

-Stay FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR away from the Channel Awesome guys (and like two girls). Your content has started to take a severe hit around the same time you started doing more cross-overs with these hacks. STOP IT!

-And finally, nobody, and I do mean nobody, truely gives a shit about those It Came From Beyond Midnight videos. There's a reason why they were deemed "Too Terrible, Even For a Wisconsin-Based Public Television Channel". And don't give me that crap about it being due to you having a few appearance on it, you could simply post your parts, and have them upload their own videos to YouTube or something!

Oh Good Heavens, I Seemed To Forgotten About My Promise!

2010-08-07T14:49:00.000-07:00

Forgot to post an update as promised in last post. WHOOPS!

Anways, you can most def (not to confused with Mos Def) follow me on Twitter, as I tend to update that damn thing more than this (I'm kinda a fag like that). But nonetheless, expect a posting in the upcoming days, as it involves a once-tolerable Spoony...

New Posting Either Tonight or Tomorrow

2010-05-13T04:42:00.000-07:00

Until then, here's a funny comic regarding female gamers that act like attention-whores (click it to enlarge it):

Ok, I Was Wrong!

2010-05-03T14:05:00.000-07:00

New posting later this week.

Fuck this feels like a Twitter post!

Oh Hey, We Still Have a Blog!

2010-04-27T17:33:00.000-07:00

Don't think for a second that I've forgotten about MY MILLIONS OF LOYAL FANS!!!

I'll be back with a posting sometime later this week. Until then, it's back to masterbat...err...having sex with one of my 31,762 female fans!

Yeah, The Maddox Thing Was Bogus, Yet We Got Some Good News!

2009-11-30T08:01:00.001-08:00

So yeah, for those who actually read this damn blog, the whole planned Maddox rant was BS. The reason I initially made the promise was to parody Maddox's fucking long time frames between his postings (I wanted to see how long I could go without posting anything).

Fuck the haters, I thought it was funny (well, not really)!

But alas, we do have some positive news. For awhile, I've been toying with the idea of a tech-related site aimed at offering helpful advice, reviews, etc..., while still insulting the readers in some capacity (I created a blog for one awhile ago, but it never took off). Well, after having a near mental breakdown due to mass stupidity (I hate being the go-to guy for technology-related questions), I decided to make another attempt at it. So expect Tech Hell (or something more cleverly-named) to make its long-awaited debut soon!

THE UNHOLY RETURN OF JXFALLOUT!!!

2009-10-28T10:51:00.000-07:00

What up sluts and gentlemen, after a many month hiatus (and numerous e-mails bitching abut when I'd be back), I'm finally marking the return of semi-regular posting here at the ol' blog!

In honor of this little return, you can expect the first true posting in the next few days (maybe even tomorrow if I'm not too drunk and/or fucking a fat chick). Not only that, but the post in question will be bashing a once popular "internet celebrity" (god that term looks so wrong...) who seems to only post new material nowadays as often as Halley's Comet is noticed.

Don't know who I'm talking about?

Well, then you should click here this line of text to find out!

127,867 people probably have read my postings at least once.

Amusing Video Regarding Homosexual Marriage

2009-05-30T14:28:00.001-07:00

First off, I'm not gay, but I support homosexual couples being able to live out their lives as any heterosexual couple would (and yes, that includes the ability to get married).

As such, I found this video that was posted at F*cking C*nts (a blog I regularly follow, and sometimes post in the comments section of) to be pretty amusing (although quite sad at the same time):

Dammit religion, why do you have to go and ruin everything in the long run?!?!?

Obama + Dijon Mustard + Right-Wing Media = LOL!!!!!

2009-05-11T16:43:00.000-07:00

So apparently, Fox News and other right-wing media outlets are blowing a gasket over the fact that Obama ordered a burger WITH DIJON MUSTARD!!!! WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?!?!

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/chi-talk-mustard-obamamay11,0,1652607.story

Barack Obama's mustard: President puts spicy mustard on burger and lands in new 'elitist' pickle with right
Kevin Pang
May 11, 2009

Conservative commentators seeking ways to pillory the president have found their latest weapon: mustard.

Oh, not patriotic, 76-trombones-along-the-parade-route yellow mustard. But pretentious, elitist, higher-tax-bracket Dijon mustard.

When President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden made a stop at a burger joint in Virginia last week, Obama reportedly asked for "spicy" or "Dijon mustard."

Right-wing talk show host Laura Ingraham weighed in: "What kind of man orders a cheeseburger without ketchup but Dijon mustard?" Sean Hannity of Fox News invoked the Grey Poupon commercial. "I hope you enjoyed that fancy burger, Mr. President," Hannity said.

This has Barry Levenson, founder and curator of the Mt. Horeb Mustard Museum, shaking his head. The museum, just west of Madison, Wis., features more than 5,000 mustards, the largest such collection in the world.

"There's nothing pretentious about Dijon mustard," Levenson said. "It's a very simple product."

Dijon mustard has its origins in France, where monks made it with mustard seeds, vinegar, water and some salt.

But the Grey Poupon ads from the 1980s -- showing two British gentlemen snootily asking for Dijon -- cemented the mustard, rightly or not, as a condiment for aristocrats and gourmands.

"You have to understand that those ads were an effort to elevate cooking in America," said Levenson. "It was an effort to tell people you can buy something that's not too expensive, but it makes you feel elegant."

First off, I'm quite amused that there's a mustard museum (moreso one that is in my home state).

Back on the subject at hand, keep up the good work Hannity (and right-wing media in general)! You're doing more damage to your political party than any Democrat could!!!

Seriously though, mustard? MUSTARD?!?!

There are companies going out of business and people losing their jobs everyday, and these people bitch about mustard?!?! What's next?

He eats his burger ON WHEAT BREAD!

He eats ribs WITH A FORK!

He prefers his toast WITH STRAWBERRY JELLY!

Christ almighty, why don't we just revert back to Freedom Fries in order to show them French folk who's boss!!! USA USA RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE USA USA USA!!!!

Hey Microsoft, Create Mac/Linux Versions of Your Fucking Zune Software!!!!

2009-05-03T20:38:00.000-07:00

I, like many people, own a Zune. It's a great MP3 player with many features that make it better than most Ipod models.

There's just one problem, the Zune software isn't available for Linux or Mac!!!

Microsoft, get off our fucking high-horse, and release non-Windows versions of the Zune software!!!

"B-but, that will keep people from buying our Windows software!"

They're already buying your fucking MP3 player, so why not open it up to more potential customers as well (thus potentially increasing your income). Apple created a Windows version of its Itunes software (and also allowed for numerous developers to implement Ipod support into their own software, regardless of the operating system) and they seem to be making quite the profit, so what the hell is stopping you from creating a non-Windows alternative?!?!

More Goddamn Changes Coming To The Goddamn Blog!

2009-04-28T12:18:00.001-07:00

With the recent addition of the Twitter feed on the side of the blog (assuming you even gave a shit), you can probably notice that the blog has been going through a much needed overhaul.

Do not worry (DAMMIT, I SAID NOT TO WORRY!!!!), we will be finished with the updated layout soon! Also, be on the lookout for an actual blog entry coming soon as well!

Comic Sans: WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?!?!?!

2009-04-20T09:19:00.001-07:00

Over the last few months, a much heated debate over something completely stupid has arisen: Should the font "Comic Sans" be done away with?

http://lifehacker.com/5219538/should-comic-sans-be-banned

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Yes, out of all the shit that people could be discussing, they instead choose to argue over a fucking font type!!!! People, it's a fucking font type!!!

Don't like it? Don't use it!

Don't like people who use it? Ridicule them, or switch the text to something else!

Just please shut the fuck up about it!!!!!!!

Follow Up To Last Entry

2009-04-15T17:56:00.000-07:00

Figured I'd link you perverts to the photos in question of the cheer coach:

http://www.clubglamour.net/galleries/carlie-christine/

Commence the masturbating!!!

High School Cheer Coach Fired For Playboy Pics

2009-04-15T12:13:00.000-07:00

It's official, you can get fired from your job for having a private life!

http://cbs13.com/local/High.School.Cheer.2.985172.html

High School Cheer Coach Fired After Posing Nude
ORANGEVALE, Calif. (CBS13)

She posed nude and now she is out of a job. CBS13 went to Casa Robles High School to find out about the cheerleading coach turned Playboy centerfold.

"The girls are supposed to look up their coaches," says one concerned parent.

She bared all, all over the internet. Casa Robles High School officials in Orangevale confirm with CBS13 that their girl's cheerleading coach, Carlie Christine, was the one who posed nude in a playboy centerfold.

Christine is also Playboy's 'cyber girl of the week.'

For obvious reasons we can only show a few of many provocative poses from Playboy.

Parents and some students, who did not want to be identified, exposed the coach to school officials after rumors started slowly getting out that she had posed nude.

"I think it's unacceptable. It's not fair," says Jamye Curtis.

What apparently uncovered the coach was when some girls didn't make the cheerleading squad because they had a few unexcused absences from school. Their parents then made copies of Christine and dropped the pictures on the principal's desk.

Christine was then fired from her position at Casa Robles High School.

"And I was in shock that I knew the girls had seen it and knew about it," a parent told CBS13.

A lot of parents and faculty are talking and looking.

"The whole football team has seen it," says one parent.

I just love the last line of the article.

Anyways, why on earth is she being punished for what she did (legally, I might add) outside of the school? She gets fired, while the little dipshits who got cut from the squad for missing classes (you know, which is a valid reason to punish someone) get away with having her fired.

Even worse, the girls' parents were in on the whole plan to have her axed from her position. People, your kids fucked up by missing classes; what exactly are you teaching them by helping to get their coach fired for doing her job (and also for appearing in Playboy, something your possibly fat daughters can only dream of doing)?!?!

You know what? This chick is going to get the last laugh when Playboy or another similar magazine contacts her, and has her pose for possibly even more money than before (you know, since she's more popular now than when she was employed at the school)!

Easily My Nominee For Feel Good Moment Of The Year

2009-04-14T08:55:00.000-07:00

I'm sure everyone's probably heard of Susan Boyle by now; but for those who haven't:

http://www.susan-boyle.com/

Basically, she's a 47 year old woman from Blackburn, West Lothian whose life has basically been deemed less than stellar by many.

Youngest of 9 children.
Currently lives alone with her cat.
Never been kissed.
Quit singing in order to care for her mother who passed on in 2007 at the age of 91.
Teased a lot as a child due to her condition.

Well, on a recent edition of Britain's Got Talent, she showed the world who were expecting another William Hung (even though it seems Hung is one of the more popular people to ever grace American Idol...) to never judge a book by its cover:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY

Just an amazing singing voice that even brought a tear to the eyes of yours truely. Oh, and fuck that cunt at the 1:24 mark of the video:

Hey bitch what the fuck are you laughing at? Fix your damn nose!!!!

As for Susan Boyle, good luck with your extremely likely career in music!

You Want a Total Bitchfest, Look No Further Than The Hulu/Boxee Debates!

2009-04-02T06:01:00.000-07:00

Note: This article involves Hulu.com. Since the site can only be accessed via tradional methods in the U.S., people outside of the country should probably disregard the article (especially Canada, fuck Canada).

For those of you who enjoy keeping up with some of your favorite TV shows without having to sit through 99% of the garbage (90% of that garbage being "reality TV"), you've probably been familiar with Hulu for awhile now:

http://www.hulu.com/

For those of you who have been living under a rock as of late, Hulu allows people to watch the latest episodes of some of your favorite TV shows, at the cost of sitting through three or four 15-second commercials. Now, that sounds to me like an even trade-off; you are getting access to your favorite TV shows, and the people behind Hulu are getting their income by having the users watch a few 15-second advertisements.

Unfortunately, we can't always have nice things. Enter Boxee:

http://www.boxee.tv/

Boxee is basically an all-in-one media center software which has been gaining some steam recently for being powerful and simple to use. One of the features that stood out for the software was that you could view Hulu videos through it without having to go directly to Hulu's site itself through your browser. Apparently, Hulu didn't like this, and asked Boxee to remove the feature:

http://www.engadget.com/2009/03/06/hulu-blocks-boxee-browser-entirely-gloves-get-ripped-halfway-of/

Now, Hulu has opted to begin encrypting its site so that it blocks out software such as Boxee (as well as other media center software).

Now, I use Boxee and LOVE it (if Boxee were a chick, I'd fuck her, stay for breakfast, AND GIVE HER MY REAL PHONE NUMBER!!!), but I can see why Hulu would want users to have to navigate to the website via a browser (and thus subject users to the ads in order to make a profit). Unfortunately, other people are greedy jackasses, saying such shit like "I can't watch Hulu videos through Boxee?!?!" and "I gotta open my browser to view the videos?!?!?!?" (yes, people are that lazy to be bitching about having to open a browser and go to their site in order to view the latest episodes of their favorite TV shows for FREE). But my favorite comment of them all was this (which normally wouldn't bother me, but I read it in response to Hulu encrypting its content):

"Welp, looks like it's back to torrents for my favorite TV shows!!!!"

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Yes, the fact that you have to view Hulu videos through a browser (you know, like an AVERAGE PERSON), and have to endur the suffering that is three or four 15-second ads per each half-hour show is totally what's going to make you fight the man by downloading the shows!!!

Lazy, worthless, and greedy fuckers!!!!!

By the way, that is directed towards you jackasses out there that have the audacity to bitch about a free service like Hulu!

Changes Coming To The Blog!

2009-03-29T15:02:00.000-07:00

As you may have noticed by the new graphic for our blog, the inclusion of the Centsports and Centpoker banners (which you should click on, and sign-up for an account through), and other miscellaneous crap, the ol' blog is getting a much needed revamping.

Whether the changes are for the better, or they end up destroying something that was once loved (think your favorite TV show or movie getting a newer and hipper/shittier update) remains to be seen!

Parents: One-Armed TV Host Frightens Children

2009-02-23T11:36:00.000-08:00

Oh lord...

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090223/tuk-one-armed-cbeebies-host-scaring-chil-45dbed5.html

One-Armed CBeebies Host 'Scaring' Children

Cerrie Burnell, who was born with one arm, began co-presenting Cbeebies 'Do And Discover' slot with Alex Winters last month.

She has a broad range of success as an actor, both in the theatre and on television.

But parents on online forums have claimed she 'frightens' their children.

Poster Barry wrote: "Is it just me, or does anyone else think the new woman presenter on Cbeebies (Cerrie Burnell) may scare the kids because of her disability?

"I didn't want to let my children watch the filler bits on the bedtime hour last night because I know it would have played on my eldest daughter's mind and possibly caused sleep problems... and yes, this is a serious post."

Other posters suggest the BBC employed Miss Burnell to 'score points' and accused the channel of positive discrimination.

But the vast majority of comments have offered support to the presenter, who they describe as 'lovely' and 'talented'.

"As for Cerrie, I think her being 'disabled' ensures that children are exposed to 'different' people and situations," wrote 'Caligula' on the Digital Spy forum.

Sue Stokes, from the charity Reach, said they were appalled by the negative reaction.

"We are appalled that parents are talking on behalf of their children," she said.

"Children don't notice the differences. The parents need to think about how they would feel if it were their child born without an arm.

"It is great for children with disabilities to see people like them on the television."

A BBC spokesman said nine official complaints had been made about Miss Burnell, who has a four-month-old daughter.

CBeebies controller Michael Carrington said she is 'warm and natural'.

"It's a big ask to entertain millions of children every day," he said.

"We think that in time all mums and dads and children will love her as much as we do."

Miss Burnell was disappointed by the criticism but welcomed the discussion.

"It can only be a good thing that parents are using me as a chance to talk disability with their children," she said.

"It just goes to show how important it is to have positive disabled role models on CBeebies and television in general."

That is totally someone who I could see frightening children!

To the parents who actually had the gull to complain about this woman, go ahead and admit that it was you who were frightened of this woman; we won't think any less of you than we already do!

I...I can't seriously grasp how anyone could complain about this host simply for the fact that she is missing part of her arm! I mean, who is this seriously going to offend?!?!

Personally, I believe that the people who complained were actually unattractive women who felt threatened by an attractive female with one arm (and since they couldn't call out a non-disabled celebrity, they opted to target this woman and use the bullshit "WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?!" line instead)!

Possessions of the late Unabomber (Ted Kaczynski) to be auctioned off.

2009-01-11T09:56:00.000-08:00

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/01/10/BABJ1573QM.DTL

The writings, books and other possessions of Theodore Kaczynski, the serial killer known as the Unabomber, can be sold in an Internet auction to pay restitution to several of his victims, a federal appeals court ruled Friday.

The Ninth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco rejected Kaczynski's arguments, filed from federal prison, that the government's sale of his writings violates his freedom of expression.

The court said the University of Michigan, a recipient designated by Kaczynski, would get copies of each item for its collection of materials on radical social and political movements.

Kaczynski was a math professor who became a backwoods recluse and author of an anti-technology manifesto that was published in newspapers while he was a fugitive.

He was arrested at his Montana cabin in 1996 and admitted two years later that he was the bomber who had killed three people and wounded 23 in explosions from 1978 to 1995.

So wait, his belongings are going to be auctioned online, where there's a possibility for the winner to have the item mailed to his/her house?!?!

I'm sorry, but the humor in this whole situation really just writes itself!

Drunk Driver (A Judge's Daughter, No Less) Sues Victim.

2008-12-19T10:33:00.000-08:00

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/chronicle/6170554.html

Judge's daughter sues driver she ran into during crash

Convicted last year of intoxication manslaughter for the death of her boyfriend, the 21-year-old daughter of a state district judge is suing the truck driver she ran into during a drunken driving crash.

Elizabeth Shelton, the daughter of juvenile judge Pat Shelton, is accusing truck driver Lance Bennett of negligence in the Oct. 23, 2007, wreck that killed her boyfriend Matthew McNiece.

Shelton had a blood alcohol concentration more than three times the legal limit, two tests showed. She was sentenced to eight years' probation and had to serve four months in jail.

Shelton, her family and the family of the boyfriend who was killed are suing for $20,000 for the destruction of the Lexus SUV she was driving and an undetermined amount for mental anguish, pain and suffering.

Bennett was driving the box truck that Shelton rear-ended on the Southwest Freeway near Kirby around 2 a.m.

Bennett's attorney, John Havins, said the lawsuit, filed in October, was the last chance to make a claim before the statute of limitations ran out.

He noted that Shelton named 16 defendants, including insurance companies and banks. "They're just throwing everything against the wall to see if anything sticks," Havins said.

During Shelton's trial, an expert for the defense testified there was evidence that Bennett swerved into Shelton's lane. An expert for the prosecution, however, said there wasn't evidence that Bennett got in her way.

Testimony also showed that the company Bennett was working for let the insurance on the truck lapse.

"The injuries and property damage sustained by (Shelton and her family) were not the result of intentional acts, but were accidental and caused by the negligence of the uninsured/underinsured driver," Shelton's attorney Mark Sandoval wrote in the lawsuit.

JESUS TAP-DANCING CHRIST!!!

Several things come to mind with this one...

1. Fuck off bitch!

2. Her daddy is a judge. You'd think that him of all people would know how this is going to end up (let alone wanting to be involved when the case does end).

3. IF she is successful in suing the driver, so much for "family values" that the heavily Republican Texas seems to preach.

Hey judge, smack you dumb-shit daughter and have her serve a longer sentence for...you know... driving drunk and killing her boyfriend in the process!

I also discovered this gem from a year ago when the story of a her drunk driving first surfaced:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1905635/posts

Prosecutor: Judge's daughter belligerent after fatal wreck (Texas)

The daughter of a Harris County juvenile court judge was belligerent in a hospital emergency room after her boyfriend died in a crash in which she was accused of driving drunk, jurors were told this morning.

Elizabeth Shelton, 20, who is standing trial on a charge of intoxication manslaughter, mentioned her father's judicial position when a Ben Taub General Hospital nurse tried to draw blood to determine her blood alcohol concentration, prosecutor Paul Doyle told the jury.

"My daddy is a (expletive) judge," Shelton told the nurse, referring to her father, District Juvenile Court Judge Pat Shelton, Doyle said.

Elizabeth Shelton also told a Houston police officer at the scene of the crash, "I can't be responsible for this," according to testimony.

But defense attorney George "Mac" Secrest said no documentation exists to show Shelton ever invoked her father's judicial post. He said the collision was an unavoidable accident caused by another driver.

In opening statements, Doyle outlined what happened on Oct. 23, 2006 when Shelton's boyfriend, Matthew McNiece, 19, was killed as she drove on the Southwest Freeway near Kirby and the vehicle crashed into the back of a box truck.

Doyle said Shelton, then a 19-year-old freshman at the University of St. Thomas, was driving at a high rate of speed down the freeway as McNiece, in the front passenger seat, hung out the car's window, waving his arms.

Shelton's Lexus sport utility vehicle then hit the back of the truck driven by Lance Bennett, Doyle said. The impact "almost beheaded" McNiece, Doyle said.

Shelton had a blood alcohol concentration more than three times the legal limit and smelled of alcohol, Doyle said. She admitted she was at fault at the scene of the accident, he said, and Houston police concluded she was at fault.

"This is about taking responsibility for your actions," Doyle told the jury. "It doesn't matter how much money you pay. You've got to take responsibility."

Secrest conceded that Shelton was intoxicated, but said she and McNiece were the victims of an unavoidable accident when the truck driver changed lanes unsafely and pulled into their lane.

Secrest also accused Houston police of conducting a shoddy investigation and drawing conclusions based only on eyewitness testimony without looking at the evidence.

"The physical evidence will show intoxication played absolutely no role in this, OK?" Secrest told the jury.

"You're going to get a rare, but much-needed, look at the accident investigation practices of the Houston Police Department," Secrest said. "The evidence will show in this case there was virtually no accident investigation."

Secrest also denied that Shelton ever admitted fault for the accident.

McNiece's family was in the courtroom today, as was Shelton's family, to listen to testimony. Secrest told the jury that McNiece's parents consider Shelton to be like a daughter.

Shelton faces a sentence ranging from two years' probation to up to 20 years in prison if convicted. Visiting state District Judge Richard Mays is presiding over the trial.

The bolded parts (other than then article's title) make me wish this dumb cunt would've been the one who died in that wreck!

Man Defends House With Squirt-Gun Filled With Fox Piss!!!

2008-12-12T11:04:00.000-08:00

Before I begin this rant, allow me to get in a quick R.I.P. to Bettie Page (who was arguably the hottest chick that both my dad's generation of males, as well my generation of males, have spanked-off to at one point or another)!

Getting back on subject, a man is currently being charged for defending his house with fox urine. Yes, you read that right, he actually used fox piss (in a squirt-gun, no less) in order to defend his house from a bunch of little bastards who were attempting to vandalize his house.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081212/ap_on_fe_st/odd_fox_urine;_ylt=AoK3GT2AFYRi.Ryaqj5EKrrtiBIF

Man sprays 'toilet-papering' teens with fox urine

WILLMAR, Minn. – A 50-year-old man who told authorities he was fed up with teens toilet-papering his house decided to defend his property — with a squirt gun filled with fox urine. Now, Scott Wagar is in trouble with the law.

Wagar pleaded not guilty on Wednesday in Kandiyohi County District Court to misdemeanor assault and other charges. He was released on personal recognizance.

According to police, Wagar was on his property Sept. 16 when he used night vision goggles to see 15-20 people running toward his place. He told police that he told them to leave, swore at them and sprayed them with the fox urine. He also allegedly struggled with one of the teens.

A phone message left at a home listing for a Scott Wagar was not immediately returned to The Associated Press.

And also a follow-up story:

http://www.wctrib.com/articles/index.cfm?id=44888§ion=News

Homecoming incident leads to charges for Willmar man for fox urine spraying

WILLMAR — A 50-year-old rural Willmar man pleaded not guilty Wednesday to misdemeanor charges stemming from a homecoming week incident that allegedly included spraying toilet-papering teens with a squirt gun filled with fox urine.

Scott Edward Wagar faces charges of fifth-degree assault, theft and disorderly conduct in Kandiyohi County District Court for the Sept. 16 incident. He was released on his personal recognizance and ordered to have no contact with others involved in the case. His next court date is Jan. 20.

According to a complaint, Wagar reported to the county sheriff on Sept. 17 he had been in an altercation with another person near his property east of Willmar, and that he possibly had broken the person’s finger.

He allegedly said he was fed up with his house being toilet-papered and had taken matters into his own hands. He was out along his property line the night before, between 10:30 and 11 p.m., and observed 15 to 20 people running toward his place through a soybean field. His observation was made through night vision goggles he had received from his son who served in the military. He said he told the group to leave, swore at them and sprayed them with a “supersoaker” squirt gun filled with fox urine.

While this was happening, he said, someone grabbed him from behind and they struggled with each other.

Later, a Sheriff’s Office detective received a tip from a 16-year-old teenager who was in the group of people who had walked toward Wagar’s property by following a drainage ditch and walking through the field. The teen said he was sprayed by the squirt gun and thought the liquid was human urine. The teen said he grabbed the squirt gun, and Wagar grabbed him and they struggled until another person started choking him and someone threatened to break his finger. He was able to free himself and run away.

During an interview with the detective, Wagar allegedly said he found a cell phone in the field, found out the phone number and called the father of the person who owned it. The man asked for the phone back and Wagar told him he could have it for $100. The man declined to pay the price and Wagar later turned the phone over to the detective.

The detective also interviewed the man, who said he had his son apologize to Wagar, but that the apology ended after Wagar yelled and screamed at the boy.

...Can someone please tell me why this guy is being charged instead of those little shit-heads who tried to toilet-paper his house? If anything, that dude should be given a fucking medal, while those little bastards be labeled as "the people who got sprayed with fox piss" for the rest of their lives!

And another thing; parents, if your kid pulls something like this only to get what they had coming to him/her, I would hope to Christ/science that you would have the balls to punish them (or even laugh at them for smelling like piss). The man defended his property (and those kids should be thankful that this wasn't a state like Texas, where the guy could've shot the little cock-munchers with an ACTUAL GUN), only to have them try to wrestle the squirt-gun away from him and threaten to break his fingers!

So Scott Edward Wagar, I salute you for defending your property, and I hope next time a bunch of little shit-heads decide to vandalize your house, that you shoot them with something more harmful such as a paintball or BB gun (don't wan to kill the little fuckers, just make them suffer)! Bonus points if you cover the paintballs or BB's in fox piss!

Texas Football Player Removed From Team Due To Stupidity

2008-11-08T13:52:00.000-08:00

http://www.ajc.com/sports/content/sports/stories/2008/11/07/texas_obama_slur.html

Dismissed Texas player had posted Obama slur

McClatchy Newspapers

Friday, November 07, 2008

A racial slur posted on Facebook by former Texas backup center Buck Burnette led to the player’s dismissal from the team.

Burnette was dismissed Wednesday by coach Mack Brown, who cited an unspecified violation of team rules. Although Burnette’s Facebook page had been deleted Thursday, screen grabs posted on message boards mentioned the slur and showed Burnette’s subsequent apology.

Shortly after Barack Obama was elected president Tuesday night, Burnette wrote on his Facebook status: “All the hunters gather up, we have a (racial epithet) in the White House.”

Screen captures showed this apology from Burnette before his Facebook page was taken down: “Clearly, I have made a mistake and apologized for it and will pay for it. I received it as a text message from an acquaintance and immaturely put it up on facebook (sic) in the light of the election. Im (sic) not racist and apologize for offending you. I grew up on a ranch in a small town where that was a real thing and I need to grow up. I sincerely am sorry for being ignorant in thinking that it would be ok (sic) to write that publicly and apologize to you in particular… . I have to be more mature than to put the reputation of my team at stake and to spread that kind of hate which I dont (sic) even believe in. Once again, I sincerely apologize.”

Well, I suppose when you're a backup center, you have to get you name out somehow...

Seriously though, what a fucking idiot! The fat asshole should be thankful that his ass isn't gonna be tried for treason (I'd assume that calling for hunters to ready their guns in regards to the President would be seen as provoking a riot of sorts).

Hey racist dipshit! Your college career football is over! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!

President Obama. Yeah, I Like The Sound Of That!

2008-11-05T07:58:00.000-08:00

In case you've been living under a rock for the last 24 hours (or are simply a die-hard Republican who is in denial), Barack Obama is your next President of the United States!

Booyah~!!!!!!

However, I must give credit to John McCain for taking the loss with a great measure of class, even though the douchebags in the audience almost ruined his speech with their constant booing at the mention of Obama (even when after told them to stop). Honestly, this is the McCain I remember who ran against Bush for the Republican nominee in 2000, instead of the GOP nut-hugger he's become in the last year.

So to conclude this post:

It's time for action!

"Born Again" Means, "I'm Sorry; I Won't Do It Again. Please Don't Hit Me."

2008-10-31T06:07:00.000-07:00

Can someone please explain to me why all these religious types tend to accept anyone who has been "born again", regardless of what he/she did?

It's like a mass-murderer could be sitting on death row waiting for his/her time to come, only to then "find the error in his/her ways" and become "born again"?

What happens next?

Several religious individuals start protesting for that murderer/scumbag to be removed from death row, or even from prison entirely!

Let's all forget the fact that he/she killed numerous people because the murderer has now accepts god!

I'm so going to try that in order to get out of a speeding ticket one of these days...

Officer: Sir, were you aware that you were going 20 miles over the speed limit?

Me: Are you aware that I now accept Christ?

Officer: ...

Me: ...

Officer: Have a nice day sir!

*Officer rips up ticket*

Ubuntu 8.10 (Intrepid Ibex) Released!

2008-10-30T13:55:00.000-07:00

As you can probably tell by both the title of this post and the picture to the right, Ubuntu 8.10 is here! As someone whose been a fan of Ubuntu (and Linux in general) for years, I highly recommend that you all check it out! A list of all the new features found in this version can be found about halfway through this MakeUseOf article:

http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/the-ubuntu-upgrade-guide/

If you simply wish to try Ubuntu and are unsure how to go about doing so, the easiest way IMO is through Wubi:

http://wubi-installer.org/

Instructions are on the site, and the program can be easily deleted (along that was installed, mostly Ubuntu) if need be!

Palin Spends $150K On Wardrobe In Last Two Months! Who's the "Elitist" Now, Bitch?!

2008-10-22T07:06:00.000-07:00

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1008/14805.html

Isn't this the same woman who claims to be "down to earth" and "one of us middle-class folk"? Hey Palin, I'm from a middle-class family, and not once do I recall buying that much in clothing (let alone anything else for that matter)!

Now I'm starting to wonder where those campaign donations that people gave to the Republican party (you all know you are...) are really going to...

Are we fucked if McCain wins the election?

You betcha!

Are we even more fucked if McCain dies while in office, only to be replaced by this brain-dead woman?

You betcha!

Female Rapists Win In The End

2008-09-29T09:55:00.000-07:00

I'm pretty sure that everyone will agree with me when I say that "rape" is a serious crime (personally, I believe that rapists should be castrated).

However, let's not forget that there are female rapists that exist in the world. Now, while a male rapist can be pointed out easily, the female variety is near impossible to point out; and a result, the victim can also become the bad guy. The comic below proves that:

Sick and sad world we live in, eh?

McCain Pussies Out And "Suspends" Campaign Due to Economic Situation (And So Not Due to The Upcoming Debates!!!)

2008-09-25T08:47:00.000-07:00

So John McCain has decided to suspend his campaign just days before the debates (which was also suppose to be same day where McCain and Palin get their asses handed to them verbally) due to the current economic crisis.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/09/24/campaign.wrap/index.html

*coughbullshitcough*

David Letterman, who was suppose to have McCain as a guest (that is, until McCain surprising canceled), has his say in McCain suspending his campaign (i.e. pussying out due to the debates) :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjkCrfylq-E

In other news:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/09/23/AR2008092303667.html?hpid=topnews

The people at Intrade agree:

Not only that, but the son of a bitch also wants to cancel the VP debate entirely:

http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-93352

Hey Palin, you can't run away forever!!!!

LEAVE BRITNEY...ER...BRISTOL PALIN ALONE!!!

2008-09-01T13:45:00.000-07:00

Tis a happy Labor Day indeed, as Sarah Palin's (Republican VP, and advocate of abstinence education) slut of a daughter is reported to be knocked up at the common age of 17.

http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/09/01/1318541.aspx

Reported to be about five months pregnant, Bristol Palin (currently part of a scandal involving possibly being the real mother of Sarah's son Trig) has already agreed to keep the child (FAMILY VALUES!!!) and marry the stautary rapist (the age of consent in Alaska is 17) who knocked her up (FAMILY VALUES!!!).

I really don't know about the rest of you all, but assuming McCain does gets elected (AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!) and kicks the bucket sometime into his term (or simpy loses his memory, and forgets that he's even President), I kinda don't want his replacement to be someone who can't even raise a sane family under those FAMILY VALUES that Republicans are always yapping about (that is, when they aren't getting caught preforming lewd acts in a public restroom), let alone lead our country.

Stay Classy John McCain!

2008-08-26T13:21:00.000-07:00

As many of you may already know, John McCain/McSame/McBush/McDonalds (mmm...McDonalds...) doesn't know how many houses he owns.

It's quite sad/funny really. That is, until you find out what his strategy has been in order to combat this damning bit of information.

Apparently, McCain's strategy for dodging this whole "I have Alzheimer's, and can't remember how many houses I have...I have Alzheimer's, and can't remember how many houses I have...I have Alzheimer's, and can't remember how many houses I have..." thing is to simply bring up the fact that he was a POW:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/08/26/l...y_n_121389.html

Stay classy John McCain! You really should've picked Rudy Giuliani as your running mate based on your tasteless little catchphrase!

POW/9-11 in 08!!!!

Bullshit On The Horizon (Duke LAX Accuser Writes Book)

2008-08-23T13:03:00.000-07:00

Uh...how exactly do you write about your experiences involving NOT being raped by the Duke Lacrosse team, but still accusing innocent people of doing so?

http://abclocal.go.com/wtvd/story?section=news/local&id=6343080

DURHAM (WTVD) -- Since three former Duke Lacrosse players were declared innocent of rape and assault charges, the alleged victim in the highly publicized Duke Lacrosse case has remained out of public view until now.

In a press release, Crystal Mangum's manager has announced plans to release a tell-all memoir entitled "The Last Dance for Grace: The Crystal Mangum Story."

According to the book's co-author Vincent Clark, the book will be released in October.

"It is "the only definitive account of the life and struggles of the woman at the center of the Duke Lacrosse case, the alleged accuser," said Clark in a press release. " Were it not for the Duke Lacrosse Case, she likely would be described as a bright, young woman from Durham, North Carolina, who has had a difficult life."
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Mangum plans to donate $1 from each book sold to help battered women.

Former Durham County District Attorney Mike Nifong was disbarred and jailed following the collapse of the Duke Lacrosse Case. Nifong is among several defendants named in at least three federal lawsuits stemming from the case.

Mangum is accused of falsely accusing David Evans, Collin Finnerty and Reade Seligmann of raping and beating her at a team party in March 2006. After a review by the State Attorney General's Office, all charges were dismissed.

She should change the name to "If I Got Raped: The Crystal Mangum Story".

It's here! BARACKY II, The Movie

2008-08-15T08:21:00.001-07:00

The primaries are over and we're heading into the general.

read more | digg story

The latest in the "Baracky" series (Obama-themed takes on the "Rocky" series). Check it out!

Obama in 08 (or "08ama")!!!!

Subway Says Get Off Your Phone Or Go To The Back Of The Line

2008-07-29T07:03:00.001-07:00

Sean says he approves of the this sign that he saw at an Idaho Subway location today, but his wife wasn't a fan...

read more | digg story

Now this is an idea that I like! As someone who use to cashier at numerous jobs (never got fired, just left due to school), I can honestly say that people who continue to chat on their cellphone even when it's their turn to order (thus slowing down the flow of customers order their food and getting the hell out of the store) are pretty damn annoying (from both a worker's standpoint, as well as the customers waiting behind said jackass).

Now, I have no problem with people who use their phone while in line to quickly call someone and see what it is he/she wanted to eat, but have some fuckin' courtesy for the people behind you when it's your turn (for all you know, they all could be in a hurry).

So in conclusion, get off your phone when it's your turn or NO SUB FOR YOU!!! I don't even know why I just made a quasi-Seinfeld reference, when I dislike that show...

Seriously injured in fall, cops taser teen 19 times

2008-07-28T08:22:00.001-07:00

An injured teen from Ozark, Missouri who was tasered up to 19 times by police.Passing motorists called Ozark police out of concern for the teen as he walked along the busy overpass. When the police arrived, the young man was lying on the shoulder of the highway directly underneath the 30 foot high overpass with a broken back and foot.

read more | digg story

How exactly do you read a story like this without wanting to bang your head against a wall? I mean, the kid apparently fell from an overpass, only to have arriving police taser his motionless body about 19 times.

Now, I'm not a expert in the field of law enforcement (and from the looks of things, neither were the cops who were involved in this), but how exactly does someone who's already subdued in some way (in this case, a seriously injured kid who just fell 30 feet) pose any sort of threat? I mean, the cops can't even use the "HE'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!!!" technique, seeing as how he wasn't even so much as moving.

BUT WAIT!

Apparently the damn near crippled kid was making anti-law enforcement comments! Surely that is enough to warrant the cops to further inflict damage on an already injured kid.

But you see, even if the kid posed some sort of threat to these cops, I think it can be safe to say that those tasers weren't exactly getting the job done from the get-go if you had to utilize them 19 FUCKING TIMES!!!!!

I leave you all (that's all 3 of you who actually read this damn blog) with this possible exchange between the kid and the police (credit to Elliottx from Digg for originally posting this):

Kid - "OH GOD PLEASE HELP ME I FELL!, I....I think my back is broken..oh christ it hurts so much please I'm begging you!!"

Cop 1 - "What do we do what do we do!?"

Cop 2 - "Ok everyone calm down, just calm the fuck down! First off kid, are you ok?"

Kid - "Are you fucking kidding me you stupid cunt I just fell 30 feet off a fucking bridge..ah oh god my back!"

Cop 2 - "He's resisting arrest"

Cop 3 - "We'll have to taze him"

Cop 3 - "He's resisting"

Kid - "No please don't I'm in enough pain as it is please god don't please!!!"

Cop 3 - "Officer down, back up needed"

Cop 4 - "Don't worry we're here, we'll taze him for you"

*ZZzap*

Kid - "AHHHHHHH! GOD YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

Cop 4 - "Unprovoked violence against a police officer? I do believe that's grounds for.......TAZERING!"

*ZZZZaaaaap*

Kid - "Please, somebody just kill me, please for the love of god just kill me..."

Cop 4 - ".....Jesus christ....he's becoming suicidal.....taze him again"

*ZZZZZZZzzzzzzaaaaap*

Holy Shit! Nobody likes Tim Buckley and Ctrl+Alt+Del!!!!

2008-07-07T17:18:00.000-07:00

For those that follow the popular webcomic "Ctrl+Alt+Del", you may recall a certain "controversial" series of comics. This little series basically led to much backlash against Tim Buckley and "Ctrl+Alt+Del". And sweet Jesus/Allah/Buddha was it awesome/vicious!!!!

The comic in question (which is the first of the series of comics pertaining a character's girlfriend suffering a miscarriage):

http://i31.tinypic.com/rhoml5.jpg

Tim Buckley (Ctrl+Alt+Del creator) posts his reasoning behind said comic:

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/news.php?i=1636

The backlash begins! First, Cyanide & Happiness rips Tim a new asshole (the name of the C&H comic was "Tim Actually Said This"):

http://i26.tinypic.com/50045g.png

Then this was made public (not sure exactly where it originated from, but some people have claimed that it was first displayed at Something Awful):

http://i27.tinypic.com/11wc70n.png

And finally, Yahtzee (of "Zero Punctuation" fame) rips on webcomics, while making Ctrl+Alt+Del his primary target:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/108-Webcomics

Aspirations

2008-07-02T21:33:00.000-07:00

Sorry for the lack of updates...wait...no I'm not! Anyways, while I was browsing the ultimate evil to our society (you know it as the "internet", I refer to it as the demon-spawn of Al Gore), I came across this little gem of a picture (NSFW!!!):

"Her advice for future grads is to think things through."

That's the best advice I've heard all day! Thanks mystery woman with a dick shoved in her mouth!

EA Sports And Their Abortion That Is Madden

2008-04-23T13:24:00.000-07:00

EA Sports is evil, there's no other way around it. For the last few years, EA Sports has dominated the football gaming market thanks to them acquiring exclusive rights to the NFL (in other words, only EA Sports can create a football game which uses players, teams, stadiums, etc... which are associated with the NFL). Because of this bullshit, EA Sports has pretty much monopolized football games, and will continue to do so for many years (it was recently made official that the license with the NFL was renewed until I believe 2013, so we're in for several years of shit). The only real competition is the All-Pro Football series from 2K Sports (makers of NFL 2K5, which is often considered to be one of the best football games to ever be released; there are still people to this day who refuse to buy Madden games, and instead simply update the roster for their copy of NFL 2K5!!!). However, since 2K Sports cannot use anything pertaining the NFL in their game, they had to go in a different direction with their game (in this case, using fictional teams, and also signing past NFL stars who are no longer contracted to the NFL). To say if the direction they chose for their game was a success is pretty difficult, as the reaction to the game (All-Pro Football 2K8) has been mixed.
So should we as customers have to put up with EA Sports' shit by releasing the same damn game each year (with only stat and roster updates, and like a few new features and tweaks), or is it time to let EA know that it is time for a change? Personally, I do. In fact, I've compiled a small list of things EA Sports should do with future versions of Madden if they wish to keep their current customers (as well as bring in new customers):

Stop releasing a new $50+ game each year!!! Instead, simply release one massive update to the game each year (containing bug fixes, updated stats, new features, etc...) for a small fee (you can even name the update Madden 20xx, with the "x" representing the year which it is released). With more and more people utilizing their consoles for online play (not to mention that newer video game systems are implementing built-in hard drives), this could easily be accomplished.
Stop treating your customers who buy the game for the PC like shit. You thought I was pissed about how you handled your customers who bought the game for consoles, that's nothing compared to how I feel about how you treat the PC versions of your games. The graphics and animations on the PC version of Madden are a major step-down when compared to the console version (the graphics look like a combination of PS1 and PS2 graphics). Hey, us PC gamers are gamers too. If we pay good $$$ to upgrade our gaming PCs, then surely you all at EA Sports can accommodate us and upgrade the fucking game to meet certain expectations!!!!
DO NOT RENEW YOUR NFL EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS DEAL ANYMORE!!!!! It is a known fact that competition brings out the best in businesses, so if you all at EA Sports are confident in your product succeeding, you should have nothing to worry about. However, if matched-up against an equal opponent, and people choose their game over yours, that should give you a hint as to what to do right the next time!

Disable Pop-Up Hack For Avira Anti-Virus (Free Edition)

2008-04-19T20:32:00.000-07:00

Avira Anti-Virus Free Edition is easily one of the top five best freeware anti-virus programs available. When I tested it awhile back, I was really impressed at how powerful it was; however, since nothing in life is ever perfect (except myself), there is one flaw that can piss off a few people. That flaw comes in the form of an ad that pops up whenever an auto-update with the program is finished (the ad itself contains advertisements for other Avira products). Now, it isn't that bad of a problem by any means (you could simply disable auto-update, and just update it yourself to possibly avoid it), but as someone who very much prefers auto-updates in his software (especially if it pertains to security and privacy), it is quite the nuisance. Luckily, I've discovered this old article containing a walk-through on how to disable the pop-up ads via methods outside of the program:

http://www.tipsfor.us/2007/08/15/make-avira-antivir-free-edition-more-usable/

Seeing as how I use Avast! as my anti-virus (which, IMO, is the best freeware anti-virus that I've ever used), I don't really have a way to test this out; but for what it's worth, a lot of people today who have been pointed to this walk-through have noted that it indeed works!

BTW, expect a constantly-updated list containing the best freeware programs for various categories to make its debut here at the blog in a matter of weeks!

The 30 Day Vegetarian Challenge!!!!

2008-04-08T18:41:00.000-07:00

Ok, so I've pondered this one for awhile now, and have decided tha I will definitely do this (hopefully during the summer). Basically, I will go an entire month without any meat-, fish-, or poultry-related product; thus pretty much rendering me that of vegetarian status for the entire month. Now, I decided to do this due to someone directing me to a section of goveg.com where visitors can pledge to become a vegetarian for 30 days:

http://getactive.peta.org/campaign/30_day_veg_pledge?qp_source=vegpledgegen

The only thing that I don't like about that pledge (besides the fact that the site in which it's located is owned by those scumbags in PETA) is the actual wording of the pledge:

I want to eat better, feel better, and stop supporting cruelty to chickens, pigs, cows, fish, and other animals raised for food. By signing my name, I pledge to explore vegetarianism for at least 30 days.

Signed by:
[Your name]

Despite it being a pledge for non-vegetarians to give up eating animals for 30 days, PETA still has to make me feel like a douchebag! Anyways, just thought I'd let all of you know that I planned on doing this in the coming months. When I do decide to go ahead with it, expect a 30 day countdown timer and numerous other crap to be posted.

JX's Guide To A Quick And Happy FireFox

2008-04-05T17:47:00.000-07:00

Ok, so I've come to realize that the whole idea of creating a sister blog for PC/tech advice was pretty dumb considering the # of MUCH BETTER~ blogs on the same subject. On that note, I've decided to just post PC/tech advice here!

Anyways, I've decided to use my first post for something common; which is why I'm doing it on FireFox (fuck IE, this is what you should be using to browse the internet). For those of you all who have been living under a rock for several years, FireFox is the best free internet browser on the market (with Opera slowly closing in, but I'll save that for another day). Not only is it fast, but it offers users the ability to add extra crap ("extensions"), and also customize the appearance, to fit their needs and liking. Below, I'll recommend some of my favorite extensions that every FireFox user should install for a better (and much safer) browsing experience.

FireFox (what's the point of going on if you don't have the browser itself?)
http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/

Adblock Plus (while FireFox blocks most popups, there's still several that it won't catch, as well as several ads on the page itself that are equally annoying; Adblock Plus will rid you of these remaining ads and popups)
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1865

NoScript (Javascript on some pages can really be a pain in the ass, so this extension gives you the option to allow/block Javascript on any website; this extension is great, but it's more suited for experienced PC users)
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/722

ForecastFox (probably the best weather-related extension available for FireFox; not really needed, but nice to have if you need to quickly check the weather forecast)
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/398

FasterFox (speed up the loading of many websites; won't really make a difference if you're on a slow internet connection)
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1269

DownThemAll (although it isn't supported on several sites, DTA can speed up your downloads by A LOT on sites where it is supported; also allows you to pause and resume downloads on most sites)
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/201

Quick note that this is a work-in-progress, so be on the lookout for more additions as time goes on!

Ever Feel Like An Idiot?

2008-03-08T13:47:00.000-08:00

You ever have one of those days where you do something that makes you think that you are the biggest idiot on the planet? Well, I discovered a remedy for this via a message board that I visit often:

Whenever you feel like you're the biggest idiot alive, just remember that there are at least 62,040,606 people who will always be stupider than you could ever be!

If that bit of information doesn't brighten up your day, nothing will!

New Nine Inch Nails record available for download RIGHT NOW!

2008-03-03T10:54:00.001-08:00

So NIN decides to once again tell the RIAA to "Fuck off" by releasing their latest instrumental album themselves. There's several options available ranging from a simple $5 full-album download, to a whopping $300 package (which includes of shit-load of extras); but the big story is that you can download the first 9 tracks of the album for free by going to the "Order" page of the album's website:

http://ghosts.nin.com/

You can also download a torrent containing the 9 tracks (posted by Trent himself) here:

http://thepiratebay.org/tor/4059158/Nine_Inch_Nails_-_Ghosts_I_(2008)

I've already listened to some of the 9 free tracks, and I must say that they are pretty damn good. I'm seriously considering dropping $5 for the download (you can't go wrong for 2 hours of good music for $5)!

New Blog For Computer Info

2008-02-23T16:27:00.000-08:00

I've created a sister blog containing useful information containing free and legal software, excellent websites, how-to guides, etc... The link is below, so check it out!

http://jxcomputerhelp.blogspot.com/

I know it's a shitty name, but I couldn't think of anything better (mainly because I wasn't really trying).

In Addition To My Other Posting Today...

2008-02-20T08:14:00.000-08:00

It's that time of the year. What time is it, you ask? Well, the comic below pretty much sums up what is probably going on in many Southern states (as well as Northern states that are occupied by people who drive around in a pick-up truck with a Confederate flag decal on the window, despite not being born in, nor ever so much as visiting, the South):

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/1391/newtoon2cf4.gif

God* help us all...

*God is not confirmed to be real. Until it is 100% fact that he/she does exist (if that ever happens...), the Barry Bonds' asterisk will be placed next to his/her name whenever mentioned. Have a nice day!

Do You Smell What Barack Is Cookin'?

2008-02-20T07:51:00.000-08:00

The biggest news story for this Wisconsinite is that Barack Obama beat Hillary "Maneater" Clinton in the Democratic primaries for Wisconsin.

Booyah!!!

I guess all those Mexican voters that Hillary was aiming for (see photo below) were smarter than she thought (hey, a woman thinking; now THAT'S funny):

OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT! If anyone can get us out of the hell-hole that George "Ape Man" Bush and Dick "I shoot people, believing that they are birds" Cheney created, he can!

Upcoming Shit Here At The Ol' Blog

2008-01-07T16:52:00.000-08:00

It's a new year, and with every year comes some changes. I thought I'd use this entry to note of some upcoming shit that all three of you that read this damn thing can expect in the distant future:

Top PC application list.

I'm always asked what the best freeware applications are for different situations (gaming, DVD ripping and burning, downloading porn, etc...), so I've finally snapped and have decided to compile a categorized list of freeware apps.

Top 100 or 200 list of the best non 5 Mic albums in the history of rap and hip-hop.

Ring-tone and bling-bling rap sucks. It's time to inform the masses of some of the best non-obvious releases to ever grace the rap and hip-hop world (so no Illmatic on this list).

Change in writing...er...typing style.

Considering that my major consists of me having to be anal with my grammar, I'll decided to tone down the vulgar nature of my writings. That isn't to say I'm completely removing vulgarities from my writings (fuck that), I just figured that I'd use the blog as a platform of sorts toward honing-in my writing techniques.
Also, expect longer and more pissed-off rants, as I'll be jotting down notes for several days before finally compiling them into one large, possibly alcohol-induced, rant!

RIAA: those CD rips of yours are still "unauthorized"

2007-12-11T21:15:00.001-08:00

All of that music you've copied from your CDs to your PC and iPod are "unauthorized," according to a court brief filed by the RIAA. It's not surprising, given the testimony from one music industry executive that making copies of your own music is stealing.

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So we meet again RIAA. I knew that you smug assholes would do something beyond retarded sooner or later (that's not to say that you haven't done anything stupid in the past). I see that you are trying to make a case by stating that it is illegal to back-up a legit music CD that has been legally purchased. With that being said, I just need to get something off of my chest...

ARE YOU THAT FUCKING STUPID AND PITIFUL?!?!?!?!

Seriously, I bought the damn album, I have a right to be able to rip the contents to either my computer or my MP3 player. On that note, why don't you dipshits just try to sue the makers of MP3 players for "copyright infringement"; oh wait, that would mean that you would have to take APPLE AND MICROSOFT to court (and there's no fucking way in hell that you will survive)!

I swear, not a day goes by where I fear that the RIAA begins charging us to listen to music in any way, shape, or form (i.e. AM/FM radio will become a "pay per listen" format).

And one more thing, you douchebags that are members of the RIAA are nothing more than filthy fucking liars. You claim that pirating music is hurting musicians, well now, why don't we watch an episode of MTV Cribs and see how much piracy is hurting musicians?

*Watches a random episode*

DAMMIT, NOW I FEEL BAD KNOWING THAT *INSERT ANY GENERIC RING-TONE RAP ARTIST HERE* ISN'T GOING TO BE ABLE BUY HIS THIRD DODGE VIPER UNTIL ABOUT TWO MONTHS FROM NOW!!!!

Video Games + A Couple of Fucking Retards = Shit Hitting The Fan!!!

2007-11-11T17:02:00.000-08:00

Video games; we've all played them at least once in our lives. For some, it's all about the competition and/or sense of accomplishment; for others, it's a way for those who know damn well that they aren't getting any pussy or dick for awhile to kill their free time (Halo fanboys make up the vast majority of this group). While video games have impacted our lives (for better or for worse), they have also come under fire from numerous groups; including parents (who continue to pussify our nation's youth), religious groups (because apparently, God hates everything...), Jack Thompson (who I still believe has a vendetta against video games due to not ever being able to reach the high score in Galaga), etc... Now, these assholes really have no argument to go by in regards to video games demoralizing todays youth (other than the fact they OWNED A VIDEO GAME SYSTEM!!! It doesn't matter if they owned any violent video games or not, ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT THEY OWNED A SYSTEM), but every know and then, you'll read stories about idiots and their video games that would make the Darwin Award judges want to commit mass suicide. Ladies, gentlemen, and transexuals, I presnt to you some examples of recent stories of retards that love video games a little too much (which leads to violence), as well as my traditional verbal beatdown immediately after.

http://www.gamer.tm/news.asp?id=1674

We begin with some little ass-sucker who punches his mom due to being asked to stop playing Halo 3 (and video games in general) for the night, only to wind up being dominated by local authorities (one of which who he managed to punch in the face). See, this is why parents need to stop taking shit from their kids. Personally, I've always lived by the phrase "Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth", which means if you do something to me, I will strike back with a similar retaliation; in other words, if my kid punched me in the face, I will uppercut the living shit out of the little fucker! YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH DADDY, YOU LITTLE BRAT!!!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/10/31/AR2007103103148.html?nav=hcmodule

Here's where things start to get interesting, as we have a 16 year old douchebag caught in the act of hiring a hitman to "take out" his mom. The reasoning behind this? Oh, just having his Playstation taken away, as well as his numerous posters of cars and rappers being torn down. Upon reading the article, you realise that this little cockmuncher is nothing more than a wigger who's trying to boost his "street cred". Here's a picture of the little shit with a little caption I added to some this all up:

"YEAH YEAH! I GOTS STREET CRED FO POSTING SHIT ON MYSPACE AND STEALING MUTHAFUCKIN CHANGE FROM MY SIS'S MUTHAFUCKIN PIGGY BANK! NIGGA'S NEED TO HUSTLE LIKE DAT! MY BITCH THEN TOOK MY PLAYSTATION AND MY POSTERS, AND YALL KNOWS WAT I DID? I TRIED TO HIRE A HITMAN TO TAKE CARE OF HER CRACKA ASS! DAMN SHAME THEY CAUGHT ME, BUT ON THE POSITIVE NOTE, I NOW GOT MAJOR STREET CRED AS I'LL BE IN DA JUVENILE PEN 'TIL I'M 21! ONCE I GET OUT, ALL DA BITCHES ARE GONNA WANT ME!!! PEACE OUT MY NIGGAS!!!! YEAH YEAH!"

http://www.sott.net/articles/show/141266-Moscow:+10-yr-old+commits+suicide+after+parental+ban+on+computer+games

And now, the biggest "WTF" article in the bunch. In a nutshell, the article is about some little dumbass who jumps from a 19th story window after being banned from video games due to poor peformance in school. Nothing really needs to be said, except it's a damn shame the little bastard didn't have enough points for an extra life, and also that "platform jumping" games are not exactly in his best interest either...

Best Free File Conversion Software (Online and Offline)

2007-11-08T09:12:00.001-08:00

Hey cockmunchers, it's your ol' pal JX. I'll be adding an actual entry either today or tomorrow, but until then, I'd like to bring to you two file conversion programs that I've fallen in love with (in a non-gay way).

ZamZar: Online utility that can convert video, audio, text, etc... files (either streaming or uploaded) to a variety of other files. When it's completed the conversion, the site will e-mail a link to where you can download the finished file.
http://www.zamzar.com/

Super: Freeware program that is basically th same thing as ZamZar, but gives the user more control over the file being tinkered with (and no, it doesn't work with streaming video; you have to download the FLV file, which is what the video on sites like YouTube are saved as).
http://www.videohelp.com/tools/SUPER_1

I thought I'd post these two pieces of software due to me always seeing the same damn "How do I convert so-so to this format?" question everywhere I go.

We're Doomed [PIC]

2007-10-19T08:49:00.001-07:00

Last week, a large crowd of protesters marched in Chicago...

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This picture pretty much killed-off what little faith I had in the general public (the fact that I had any faith is surprising, considering that I follow the Darwin Awards...).

And in case the site goes down thanks to the often irritating "Digg Effect", here's a mirror to the comic itself:

http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/6/10/19/f_newtoon3m_6726094.gif

Artist Chains Up Dog Until It Dies… Is This Art? Or Animal Abuse?

2007-10-18T21:50:00.001-07:00

Guillermo Habacuc Vargas had 2 children catch this dog. He paid the kids for this. He then chained the dog and used the dog as “art”. He told everyone not to feed this dog. The dog died in the gallery. He calls himself an artist. I call him an animal abuser.

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You know what, fuck the art world. Whatever happened to good ol' fashioned paint and canvas artworks? Nowadays, you got a bunch of smug jackasses who can take anything retarded (such as shitting on a picture of a crucified Jesus) and call it art by making up some bullshit reasoning behind it (Jesus represents "freedom", my fecal matter represents "censorship", and the chunks of corn represents...uh..."Global Warming"?). Modern art, for the most part, sucks ass!!!!

Another thing I have to ask, what the fuck was with these people that viewed the dying dog in front of them as a another form of art?! You're telling me that non of them so much as made an attempt to free this dog (or at least feed it or give it some water)? How would they like it if I tied them up in a corner and deprived them of food and water until their deaths? NOT VERY SATISFYING EH?!?!?!

And finally, this douchebag who calls himself an "artist". You sir, are easily the biggest cocksucker on this planet. I hope a bunch of animal rights activists catch you and tie you up, only to starve you in the way manner that you starved that innocent dog (unlike the dog, you deserve to suffer). Motherfucker, I feel inclined to create a Jackson Pollack piece of art using a baseball bat, your head, and a canvas!!!!

Fuck most art nowadays. The only form of art nowadays that I actually give a damn about anyways is graffiti.

Texas Cashier Clubs Deaf Customer For Not Talking

2007-10-09T18:02:00.001-07:00

When Goodnight tried to pay for two bottles of Sprite with a $5 bill he was assaulted by the store clerk. Investigators said the clerk, 20-year-old Ricky Young told them he thought Goodnight was being rude by not talking to him and hit him in the head with a crowbar.

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OH MY GOD!!!! Now, I knew people from Texas aren't the sharpest knives in the drawer, but holy fuck.

What would possess someone to do such a thing?! Someone on another board pointed out that people from Texas tend to become quite vocal if improper manners are used. Well, that still shouldn't give someone the right to fuck someone up due to them not saying "hello" (although the thought of random fights breaking out due to someone not holding a door open or saying "thank you" does amuse me).

Another thing I found funny/stupid, was that this cashier wacked him with a crowbar for being rude by not talking to him. I just gotta ask what the fuck this cashier was doing brandishing a crowbar in the first place; if it was for protection from robberies, I'm sure a crowbar will protect you from the people who are more than likely wielding guns.

There has to be some sort of reasoning behind all this, because while this news doesn't really surprise me considering we live in an age that would cause Darwin to bang his head against a wal, something seemed missing. Well, after careful review of the article, I noticed a small connection based on the following bits of info:

1. Occurred at Family Dollar.

2. 2 sodas were purchased.

3. Sodas were attempted to be paid with with a $5 bill.

IT'S SO OBVIOUS! The retard didn't club the deaf guy for being rude, he did it because he felt insecure about his inability to make change when paid with $5!!!!!

Unwated baby? Don't throw it in the dumpster just yet!!!

2007-09-29T20:59:00.000-07:00

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8RUJEL00&show_article=1

Clinton: $5,000 for Every U.S. Baby

WASHINGTON (AP) - Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton said Friday that every child born in the United States should get a $5,000 "baby bond" from the government to help pay for future costs of college or buying a home.

Clinton, her party's front-runner in the 2008 race, made the suggestion during a forum hosted by the Congressional Black Caucus.

"I like the idea of giving every baby born in America a $5,000 account that will grow over time, so that when that young person turns 18 if they have finished high school they will be able to access it to go to college or maybe they will be able to make that downpayment on their first home," she said.

The New York senator did not offer any estimate of the total cost of such a program or how she would pay for it. Approximately 4 million babies are born each year in the United States.

Clinton said such an account program would help Americans get back to the tradition of savings that she remembers as a child, and has become harder to accomplish in the face of rising college and housing costs.

She argued that wealthy people "get to have all kinds of tax incentives to save, but most people can't afford to do that."

The proposal was met with enthusiastic applause at an event aimed to encourage young people to excel and engage in politics.

"I think it's a wonderful idea," said Rep. Stephanie Stubbs Jones, an Ohio Democrat who attended the event and has already endorsed Clinton. "Every child born in the United States today owes $27,000 on the national debt, why not let them come get $5,000 to grow until their 18?"

Britain launched a similar program in January 2005, handing out vouchers worth hundreds of dollars each to parents with children born after Sept. 1, 2002.

Earlier this month, Time magazine proposed a $5,000 baby bond program.

Holy fuck, as if we didn't have enough problems with the current fucked-up pregnancy rate as it is. I can already tell you two groups of people that would LOVE for this to pass:

1. Rednecks- Not only will the get a shit-ton of money per kid (and they do indeed have several, most of which survive...), but I'm sure there's a loop-hole where if one of the brothers knocks-up a sister, they'll get compensated (though, being an "in the family" baby, the compensation would probably be about half the normal amount).

2. Mexicans- Apparently, the trend here will continue regardless of whether or not the "$5,000 baby" law passes...

The $$$ is suppose to be used for the baby's future (college fund, down-payment on a house, etc...), but how many parents are going even let that money go even a week without being untouched? I guarantee the average set of parents (usually consisting of a teenage whore and the captain of the football team) is going spend that shit so fast, that they'll completely forget about their baby in the process (assuming they didn't already).

I also need to ponder how this will affect black-market sales? All a bunch of sleeze-balls need to do is fuck and have a kid, and then sell it for pure profit ($5000 + ??? = PROFIT!).

I'll just feel sorry for any kid whose parent(s) abuse this, and spend all the kids money on their greedy little selves. In which case, I'm all for the kid whooping the shit out of his/her parents (I'm sure the parents would have gotten the crap kicked out of them for different reasons up until that point anyways).

I'm Considering Writing a Book.

2007-09-20T21:09:00.000-07:00

Seriously. I've got so much material to write about, that a book would be perfect. I mean, the blog is fine and all, but I'd like to immortalize myself by getting my writings published into a book (not only that, but I can also smack any motherfucker that badmouths me with it). I already have a publisher picked out for if I decide to go through with it (LuLu is the publisher), and it's not like I'm th only opinionated web writer to write a book (look at Tucker Max and Maddox).

Until then, I'll continue writing here at Blogger.

Student Tasered During John Kerry Q/A.

2007-09-18T12:44:00.000-07:00

Student Tasered after asking Kerry questions

(AP) -- A University of Florida student from South Florida was Tasered and arrested Monday when he attempted to speak at a forum with U.S. Sen. John Kerry after the question and answer session had ended, university officials said.

Andrew Meyer, 21, asked Kerry why he did not contest the 2004 presidential election, which he lost to President Bush, and why there had been no moves to impeach Bush.

''He apparently asked several questions -- he went on for quite awhile -- then he was asked to stop,'' university spokesman Steve Orlando said. ....He had used his allotted time. His microphone was cut off then he became upset.''

While as many as four police officers tried to remove Meyer from the forum, he yelled for help and asked ''What did I do?'' Minutes after Meyer started speaking, he was Tasered.

Meyer, who is from Weston, according to NBC 6, was charged with resisting an officer and disturbing the peace, according to Alachua County jail records. No bond had been set. Meyer was scheduled to appear in court Tuesday morning, a jail official said.

Orlando said university police would conduct an internal investigation on the incident.

''The police department does have a standard procedure for when they use force, including when they use a Taser,'' Orlando said. ....That is what the internal investigation would address -- whether the proper procedures were followed, whether the officers acted appropriately.''

The event was sponsored by the UF student government speaker's bureau, according to a news release. A telephone message left at the speaker's bureau office was not immediately returned Monday evening.

It was not known if Meyer had an attorney

And here's the full video:

http://www.break.com/index/student-tasered-at-john-kerry-speech.html

Personally, I think the dumb fuck had it coming. He was asked to shorten his questions (which seems fair, as Captain Douchebag wasn't the only one there), he ignored that request and was asked to leave, he refused and became more erradic, and then has to be restrained by police. Now, for any normal person, this should paint a clear picture in your head telling you to shut up and calm down, but this guy had to resist arrest and become more and more of an attention whore (HELP ME! TAKE YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF ME!!!). Hell, the cops even warned him to calm down, or they'd taser him (which is shown in the video). They eventually did taser him (thank God), only for him to turn into even more of a whiney little bitch. I must give John Kerry credit in all this for not losing his cool during the whole ordeal (if you listen, you'll hear him say that he's more than willing to answer the guy's questions). He even posted a message on his site:

http://www.johnkerry.com/2007/9/18/kerry-statement-on-florida-campus-incident

Now, you know the asshole is going to try and sue the cops for "abuse of power", but in all fairness, he won't win. Watch the video and count how many times they warned him to stop asking questions, leave the premises, calm down, etc... From what I can see, the jackass was resisting arrest the whole video (he was even dumb enough to resist when they warned him to stop, or he'd be tasered).

Fuck it, I could go on with this whole ordeal, but I will say these two things:

1. It doesn't matter what school you go to, you can still be a complete fucking moron who will not last a minute in the real world upon graduation (IF you graduate).

2. Fox/Faux News is going to have a field day with this one. I can already see that cock-gobbler Bill "Shut Up, Or I'll Cut Your Mic" O'Reilly spinning this around (during his time in the "No Spin Zone", I might add) to make it seem as though it's Kerry's fault.

Motherfuck Fox/Faux News, and motherfuck Republicans/Conservatives!!!!

Please drive your damn motorcycle off a bridge!!!

2007-09-14T06:40:00.000-07:00

Let me start by saying that I'm a fan of motorcycles (I DO live in Wisconsin afterall, which is the birthplace of Harley Davidson); however, I've recently been developing a strong hatred of some jackasses that happen to own a motorcycle. There are many things that these pricks do that make me want to clothesline them from off their bike, but I'm going to only bring up two of the more commonly noticed trends:

1. People that ride motorcycles tend to think that they own the road, thus avoiding people any sort smart decision making. It's bad enough that people such as myself that drive a car have to give these people extra space whenever we're on the road with them (which is understandable, as the impact of a car to a motorcycle is quite one-sided in terms of damage done), but the problem comes from the people that'll swerve through almost every fucking opening (even the ones that most anorexics couldn't even fit through) they come across at full speed. Oh man, I've almost been in so many accidents as a result of these douchebags that it's insane; hell, I had one instance where the jackass on his bike flipped me off after he swerved right in front of me by like 5-6 feet ahead. Yes, fuck me for not driving like a maniac; from now on, I'll drive with my high beams on at all times at night, go twenty over in a school zone (during school hours, gotta teach those little bastards to always be alert), and other numerous shit that would make someone with three DUI's blush!

2. People that rev-up their motorcycles during times that many people (such as yours truely) would find innopropiate. As a college student, this one tends to get to me more. Not one night has gone by where I haven't heard some prick rev-up his bike numerous times. Go ahead and do it during the day I don't care, just PLEASE shut that damn thing off late at night! The best example came a few mornings ago at like 3:00 AM; I was up studying (i.e. playing Madden 08, which continues the Madden trend of charging full price each year for a game that has 1 or 2 minor tweaks and/or additions and a new roster update; thank god I got a "copy" of it for next to nothing) in my room, when all of a sudden, I hear the LOUD sound of a motorcycle being rev'd up numerous times. Immediately, I wondered what this prick was doing. Was he trying to impress a chick? Well, if he couldn't get into her pants earlier, I really fucking doubt the sound of a motorcycle being rev'd up at three in the morning is going to moisten her panties (and if somehow does, I'm sure the guy who owns the motorcycle bought the damn thing to make up for his "insecurities")!

AH!!! I JUST WANT TO SOMETIMES RUN THESE DOUCHEBAGS OFF THE ROAD WITH MY CAR (considering my car is a Saturn, at least I'll be getting great gas mileage as I repeatedly run-and-back-up over said douchebag)!

Why can't people shut their fuckin' kid(s) up for a few fucking seconds?!?!?!

2007-07-08T20:01:00.000-07:00

Ok, as someone who works as a cashier (summer job, need to pay for college; will eventually lead to world domination), I see a lot of irritating people. But the ones that piss me off the most, are the ones that bring their constantly-screaming kids to the store with them. Now, I have no problem with parents bringing their kids to the store with them, but when the kids screams at the top of his/her lungs, and the parents don't do shit about it, is when we have a problem. Parents, when I can hear your fucking kid from the polar-opposite corner of a huge-ass store, you know it's time to shut your kid up. Hit the little fucker for all I care!

Now, for those parents that are like "Oh, I can't hit my kid", or "I can't believe that parent would hit their kid", you all need to kiss my ass. How would you prefer to handle the situation? Let the kid scream until he/she is finished? Fuck that! Give the kid some pure lemon extract or something that temporarily disables their voice for all I care! Problem solved, and the little shit won't cause other parents to look down on you as they may do if you were to smack him/her.

WEED~!!!!! And why burnouts are the ones speaking on it's behalf!

2007-06-29T14:48:00.000-07:00

Ok, I'm all for the legalization of marijuana, but something has always seemed off to me. You know what that is? Well, I'm going to tell you! That something, is that it's always the stereotypically stoner(s) that you see spreading the legalization of pot to the masses (and not just you "cancer" patients). I'll be honest, do you really think people are going to listen to someone wearing a tie-dye shirt, with dread-locks, and smelling three-day-old moldy diarrhea? You know the guy/girl blazed up just before his rant, so let's just leave the stoner alone.

Also, if we as a society are going to accept the "happy plant" into everyday life, we really need to get our shit together. As it stands, I swear that I have yet to see one stoner that can't go a single week without "lighting up". Like smoking (cigars for me!) and drinking, there's no need to do it EVERY CHANCE YOU GET (in the case of some people that I know, EVERY FUCKING DAY); just do it when you're partying (and mackin' on the drunk and horny chicks), or every now and then.

Trust me, I want to see weed get legalized as much as the next person, but if it's going to ever happen, we REALLY need to get our shit together and plan our next move in this real-life game of chess (or checkers, you lazy bastards).

Men Have Higher Risk of Dieing in a Car Crash Than Women...

2007-01-18T17:15:00.000-08:00

Well, yeah. While women (and some feminine men) are "defensive drivers", men are known as "offensive drivers" (or "road-rage enforcers"), which means that we are the ones causing the mass chaos often seen while driving (like flipping-off old people and purposely blocking people from exiting off of a highway).

Risk of death higher for male drivers

By SETH BORENSTEIN, AP Science Writer

WASHINGTON - That age-old stereotype about dangerous women drivers is shattered in a big new traffic analysis: Male drivers have a 77 percent higher risk of dying in a car accident than women, based on miles driven.
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And the author of the research says he takes it to heart when he travels — his wife takes the wheel.

"I put a mitt in my mouth and ride shotgun," said David Gerard, a Carnegie Mellon University researcher who co-authored a major new U.S. road risk analysis.

The study holds plenty of surprises.

_The highway death rate is higher for cautious 82-year-old women than for risk-taking 16-year-old boys.

_New England is the safest region for drivers — despite all those stories about crazy Boston drivers.

_The safest passenger is a youngster strapped in a car seat and being driven during morning rush hour.

The findings are from Traffic STATS, a detailed and searchable new risk analysis of road fatality statistics by Carnegie Mellon for the American Automobile Association. Plans are to make the report public next week, but The Associated Press got an early look.

The analysis calculates that overall, about one death occurs for every 100 million passenger miles traveled. And it shows that some long-held assumptions about safety on U.S. highways don't jibe with hard numbers. It lists the risk of road death by age, gender, type of vehicle, time of day and geographic region.

"We are finding comparisons that are surprising all the time," said study co-author Paul Fischbeck, a Carnegie Mellon professor of social and decision sciences. "What is necessary now is to go through and do that second level of analysis to figure out why some of these things are true."

For example, those dangerous 82-year-old women are 60 percent more likely to die on the road than a 16-year-old boy because they are so frail, said Anne McCartt, a research official at the Insurance
Institute for Highway Safety, who was not part of the study.

"It's an issue not of risk-taking behavior, but of fragility," McCartt said. The elderly are more likely to die when they are injured in an accident, she said, an explanation that Gerard and Fischbeck validate.

These elderly women have the nation's highest road death risks even when they're not driving — five times higher than the national average.

Right behind octogenarians in high risk are young male drivers, ages 16-23 with fatality rates four times higher than average.

That can be attributed to "inexperience and immaturity," McCartt said.

Drivers aged 40 and 50 tie for the lowest risk of dying in an accident. But if you're a male out at 2 a.m. Saturday on a motorcycle in the South, you may want to take out some more insurance.

By combining a batch of data of all types, you can construct the safest possible scenario on the road: That would involve a 4-year-old girl in a van or school bus, stuck in a Wednesday morning rush hour in New England in February.

Of all the ages to be in a car, 4-year-olds have the lowest death risks — probably because they are in child car seats and their parents drive more carefully, Fischbeck said.

"They are really protected, they're being driven around in times of day when it's very safe (and often in minivans)," Fischbeck said. "It's a win-win-win-win situation."

As for men being more likely to die than women? McCartt and Fischbeck said men take more risks, speed more, drink and drive more.

"They do stupider things," said Fischbeck, a former military pilot who has twin toddlers and a "totally unsafe" 1974 Volkswagen Thing.

Fischbeck's study didn't get into specific car makes, but found larger vans to be the safest with a death rate less than half the national average for cars, and the drivers themselves played a role.

"It's a combination of they're safe and the people who drive them are dull," Fischbeck said.

School buses, massive vehicles driven during normally safe hours, have a death rate that is one-50th that of average passenger vehicles.

But the death rate on motorcycles was nearly 32 times higher than for cars. One of the riskiest combinations in the database are men between ages 21 and 24 who drive motorcycles between midnight and 4 a.m. Their road fatality risk is 45,000 times higher than normal.

The most deadly hour is at 2 a.m., which is often when bars close and many deaths are alcohol-related, Fischbeck said.

The fewest deaths per mile driven are at 8 a.m., mostly because the roads are so clogged with traffic — and teenage drivers are in school, McCartt said.

That explains New England's No. 1 ranking for lowest death risk on the road, she said.

Heavy traffic "makes it much more difficult for people to speed," McCartt said.

...Why does Mr. Bush Smile and Grin When Topics Pertaining War Are Brought Up? MASOCHIST~!!!!

2007-01-18T17:03:00.000-08:00

From Bob Cesca at www.huffingtonpost.com

I can't fully explain why I continue to watch television appearances by the president -- the press conferences, interviews, speeches, addresses, and impromptu comments. All of it. Some of my friends and family have long since abandoned watching the president for reasons as varied as: "I'm sick of his pointy face," to, "Sorry. I'd rather watch the DVD commentary track for Lucky Number Slevin because it's less ridiculous."

But I keep on watching. Perhaps it's because of my job here or maybe it's a touch of masochism in my personality. I'm fairly certain it's because I've always been a student of the American presidency and as such I feel our current president is so bad as to be historically significant in innumerable ways.

That said, there's one aspect to President Bush's public speaking style that's forcing me to rethink my interest in watching. For a while this one particular idiosyncrasy was fascinating to observe, however outrageous. Now it just makes me want to get up from the TV or computer and just run away really fast. One of those cinematic angry sprinting runs -- the head thrown back, teeth gnashed, fists pumping -- the kind that always ends with a drunken bloody fracas at a pub for some reason. I really can't cope with it anymore because it's just so damn wrong. We've all noticed this particular affectation over the years and many of us have written about it on the blogs: The president tends to grin and laugh when discussing deadly serious topics.

The most recent occurrences of the president's giggle-fits happen to have been documented during his 60 Minutes interview Sunday night (video via C&L). The smirking and smiling and laughing was so rampant that I almost completely overlooked not only the substance of his criminally misguided bullshit, but I also nearly missed Scott Pelley's repeated use of the pejorative "Democrat" form when discussing Democratic legislation and Democratic opposition to the war.

First up, the quote: "Abu Ghraib was a mistake. Using bad language like 'bring 'em on.'" And the expression:

"Bring 'em on" in effect condemned hundreds or more American soldiers to death by taunting the insurgency to attack. It wasn't just a mistake, it was a blunder of the most deadly order. And grinning like a nervous high school student during sex ed class while (apparently) owning up to that blunder is about as disrespectful as it gets for a commander-in-chief -- especially one who has blundered everything else.

Next up, the quote: "There's not enough troops on the ground right now to provide security for Iraq and that's why I made the decision I made." And the expression:

That's an awfully big grin for someone in the midst of discussing his proud decision to send 21,500 more American soldiers into a civil war in which many of those soldiers could return without limbs or worse: in flag-draped coffins. Yeah. Really hilarious, Mr. President. The "decision [he] made" -- looking like he just made the decision to watch his favorite movie, Lucky Number Slevin (sources say he loves the clever title and walks around repeatedly pronouncing the word "Slevin".)

And finally, the quote: "I think that what they're saying is is that the Iranians are providing equipment that is killing Americans. And therefor -- either way it's unacceptable."

This expression better matches a statement like, "I once swallowed a coin then pooped it out." Instead, the very same man who ordered Americans into Iraq in the first place is now grinning when discussing one of the ways in which they've been killed.

There were several other instances during the interview, but I think you get it. The larger point, though, has to do with his inability to fully grasp the cost of his words and actions. He appears to lack the conscience to understand the gravity of this illegal and unjustified war -- a war with an almost incalculable toll in dollars and lives.

But worse, he can't even fake the dignity and tact required to discuss Iraq without the cockeyed smirk of a stoned teenager who's being grilled by his parents after coming home late; the laughter seeming to bubble and tickle just below the surface of a thinly aloof facade. Maybe it's embarrassment. Maybe it's poorly-executed stage direction from his media consultants, i.e. "be more casual than last week's speech, sir." Or maybe he thinks it's all just a game. Maybe the unspoken financial goals of those who are profiting from the war have been achieved. Maybe his own hinted political goals have been achieved (re-election, for example). So other than some occasional ugliness, his mission really has been accomplished, and thus, good times.

I don't care if you're for or against this fiasco, but your president's willful lack of respect and dignity should be an outrage to us all -- every American and every human being. His behavior is supposed to set an example, but as the twisted bodies stack up, fewer and fewer of us can observe it all without faces contorted in anger, despair and shame.

That's all I can take. Gotta run.

On a related note, this political comic got a laugh out of me:

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Pizza Chain Victim of Death Threats and Hate Mail For Accepting Pesos

2007-01-12T11:56:00.000-08:00

Pizza Chain Under Fire for Accepting Pesos
By JEFF CARLTON
AP
DALLAS (Jan. 11) - A pizza chain has been hit with death threats and hate mail after offering to accept Mexican pesos, becoming another flashpoint in the nation's debate over immigrants.

"This is the United States of America, not the United States of Mexico," one e-mail read. "Quit catering to the damn illegal Mexicans," demanded another.

Dallas-based Pizza Patron said it was not trying to inject itself into a larger political debate about illegal immigration when it posted signs this week saying "Aceptamos pesos" - or "We accept pesos" - at its 59 stores across Texas, Colorado, Arizona, Nevada and California.

Pizza Patron spokesman Andy Gamm said the company was just trying to sell more pizza to its customers, 60 percent of whom are Hispanic.

Wal-Mart, H-E-B supermarkets and other American businesses in towns along the Mexican border accept pesos. And some busineses in New York and Minnesota communities along the northern border accept Canadian dollars.

The difference here is that many of the pizza joints are far from the border, in places like Dallas, more than 400 miles away, and Denver, more than 700 miles.

"If people would understand that the majority of our customers are Hispanic, then it might make more sense for a company to sell pizza for pesos," Gamm said. "It doesn't make sense in Connecticut. And it doesn't make sense in North Dakota or in Maine. But it makes perfect sense here in Dallas, in Phoenix, in Denver - areas far from the border that have significant Hispanic populations."

The company said it has received hundreds of e-mails, some supportive, most critical.

While praising the pesos plan as an innovative way to appeal to Hispanics, a partner in the nation's largest Hispanic public relations firm said a backlash was inevitable.

"Right now there's a lot of anti-immigrant rhetoric going around that could make them a lightning rod," said Patricia Perez, a partner at Valencia, Perez & Echeveste in Los Angeles.

Pizza Patron proclaims on its Web site that "to serve the Hispanic community is our passion." Its restaurants are in mostly Hispanic neighborhoods, and each manager must be bilingual and live nearby, said Pizza Patron founder Antonio Swad, who is part-Italian, part-Lebanese.

The take-home menus are in both English and Spanish, and the dishes include the La Mexicana pizza, with spicy chorizo sausage; La Barbacoa pizza, topped with spicy pulled pork; and chicken wings flavored with lime, peppers and garlic con queso.

Many Pizza Patron customers have pesos "sitting in their sock drawers or in their wallets," Gamm said. "We're talking small amounts, where it would be inconvenient to stop and exchange on the way back - maybe 10 or 20 dollars' worth of pesos."

The promotion will run through the end of February and then be re-evaluated, Swad said.

In the first week, payments in pesos have accounted for about 10 percent of business at the five restaurants operated by the corporation, Pizza Patron said. The others are franchised, and the company will not get reports until the end of the week.

The company has set a conversion rate of 12 pesos per dollar, which is slightly higher than the official rate of about 11 pesos per dollar. Any change is given in U.S. currency.

At a Pizza Patron in Dallas, Veronica Verges bought a pizza Wednesday for her son Nathan's fourth birthday. She paid with pesos her father brought home two weeks ago after a trip to see family in Mexico.

She said she is an occasional Pizza Patron customer, but came that day because she could pay with pesos. Her father wasn't going to use them because he had no plans to go back to Mexico anytime soon.

"I would mostly think a restaurant would do this in a border town," she said. "But it got me over here."

BAH GAWD THIS IS AMERICA!!! WE DONE DON'T NEED ANY OF YER BORDER JUMPER CURRENCY!!!! REST ASSURED THAT GEORGE W. WILL KICK AL DEM BORDER JUMPERS OUT, AND YER HAVE TO TAKE GOOD OL' AMERICAN MONEY!!! NOW IF YER'LL EXCUSE ME, I DUN GOT A COUSIN TO FUCK!!!

WHITE POWER~!!!

Seriously though, despite what the people that are against this (i.e. retards) may claim regarding this being a way to indirectly support illegal immigration, it's still a good business move. People vacation to Mexico all the time and, quite often, come back with some pesos (which are more/less worthless in our corrupt little country); so it seems like a great idea to accept either American or Mexican currency given the locations of the franchise.

Soy Products Will Turn You Gay!!!

2007-01-10T16:23:00.000-08:00

Soy is making kids 'gay' by Jim Rutz
Posted: December 12, 2006
1:00 a.m. Eastern

There's a slow poison out there that's severely damaging our children and threatening to tear apart our culture. The ironic part is, it's a "health food," one of our most popular.

Now, I'm a health-food guy, a fanatic who seldom allows anything into his kitchen unless it's organic. I state my bias here just so you'll know I'm not anti-health food.

The dangerous food I'm speaking of is soy. Soybean products are feminizing, and they're all over the place. You can hardly escape them anymore.

(Column continues below)

I have nothing against an occasional soy snack. Soy is nutritious and contains lots of good things. Unfortunately, when you eat or drink a lot of soy stuff, you're also getting substantial quantities of estrogens.

Estrogens are female hormones. If you're a woman, you're flooding your system with a substance it can't handle in surplus. If you're a man, you're suppressing your masculinity and stimulating your "female side," physically and mentally.

In fetal development, the default is being female. All humans (even in old age) tend toward femininity. The main thing that keeps men from diverging into the female pattern is testosterone, and testosterone is suppressed by an excess of estrogen.

If you're a grownup, you're already developed, and you're able to fight off some of the damaging effects of soy. Babies aren't so fortunate. Research is now showing that when you feed your baby soy formula, you're giving him or her the equivalent of five birth control pills a day. A baby's endocrine system just can't cope with that kind of massive assault, so some damage is inevitable. At the extreme, the damage can be fatal.

Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them.

Doctors used to hope soy would reduce hot flashes, prevent cancer and heart disease, and save millions in the Third World from starvation. That was before they knew much about long-term soy use. Now we know it's a classic example of a cure that's worse than the disease. For example, if your baby gets colic from cow's milk, do you switch him to soy milk? Don't even think about it. His phytoestrogen level will jump to 20 times normal. If he is a she, brace yourself for watching her reach menarche as young as seven, robbing her of years of childhood. If he is a boy, it's far worse: He may not reach puberty till much later than normal.

Research in 2000 showed that a soy-based diet at any age can lead to a weak thyroid, which commonly produces heart problems and excess fat. Could this explain the dramatic increase in obesity today?

Recent research on rats shows testicular atrophy, infertility and uterus hypertrophy (enlargement). This helps explain the infertility epidemic and the sudden growth in fertility clinics. But alas, by the time a soy-damaged infant has grown to adulthood and wants to marry, it's too late to get fixed by a fertility clinic.

Worse, there's now scientific evidence that estrogen ingredients in soy products may be boosting the rapidly rising incidence of leukemia in children. In the latest year we have numbers for, new cases in the U.S. jumped 27 percent. In one year!

There's also a serious connection between soy and cancer in adults – especially breast cancer. That's why the governments of Israel, the UK, France and New Zealand are already cracking down hard on soy.

In sad contrast, 60 percent of the refined foods in U.S. supermarkets now contain soy. Worse, soy use may double in the next few years because (last I heard) the out-of-touch medicrats in the FDA hierarchy are considering allowing manufacturers of cereal, energy bars, fake milk, fake yogurt, etc., to claim that "soy prevents cancer." It doesn't.

P.S.: Soy sauce is fine. Unlike soy milk, it's perfectly safe because it's fermented, which changes its molecular structure. Miso, natto and tempeh are also OK, but avoid tofu.

Hmm...does that mean if I give a chick a couple glasses of soy milk, she'll be more likely to try anal sex?

*Rimshot*

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR COMPUTER!!!!!

2007-01-05T18:23:00.000-08:00

We all have encountered these people before. They're the ones that brag about how much $$$ they put into keeping their computer filled with the latest hardware available. Well, I got news for you guys (and also you nerdy chicks, whom should be in my bed while I show you my "RAM" and also my "HARD-DRIVE"), NOBODY GIVES TWO SHITS (OR ONE, FOR THAT MATTER) ABOUT YOUR COMPUTER (BETTER KNOWN AS YOUR SOURCE OR VIDEO GAMES AND PORN)!!!!

Ok, we get that you used all your life-savings to have this UBER-AWESOME COMPUTER, and frankly, I wonder why? What pleasure do you get in spending hard-earned cash (cash that could nab you a new car, wardrobe, or simply a hooker; god knows you need the later anyways) on a machine that most people (i.e. the non-retarded) use for internet and gaming?

LIEK, IT'S GOT A NEW GRAPHICS CARD THAT COST $500!!!!

...does this new graphics card cure cancer or give you a BJ?

No?

Well what does it do?

Hmm...so it makes your games look more realistic than the card that you paid $300 for only 2 months ago? Sir, here's a knife. Please use it to casterate yourself.

Now, I have a laptop. I've had it since summer, and I personally don't care how long it takes until it becomes "yesterday's technology". Why don't I care? Because I'm not a god-damned nitpicker! As long as it still works well for years of gaming (regardless of how REALISTIC THE WATER AND GRASS LOOKS~!!!!!), internet (and my mass downloading of music; go fuck yourself RIAA), and video editing (gotta edit those clips I filmed inside of various female toilets eventually) , I'll feel that it was a great investment regrdless of the price.

And now, seeing as how I'm not a nerd that cares only about his PC, I'm off to go talk to and/or fuck a chick!

:D

Motherfuckers, I'm Not Dead Yet!!!

2007-01-05T17:47:00.000-08:00

Yeah, I forgot I had this dumb little blog; which makes sense, as I'm usually against retarded things like blogging and Myspace (which I swore I'd never create an account at; unless I suddenly develop an attraction to 14 year old girls, many of which are probably guys pretending to be girls that live in their parents' basement anyways).

Anywho, I have this damn thing (blog), so I might as well use it to spread the love in a non-hippie sort of way! So ladies (oh who am I kidding, women don't know how to use the internet; and now they'll probably drive *snicker* to my house and proceed to bitch me out), gentlemen, and all in between (you know who you all are...), I'm announcing my debut to sad world of blogging in a spectacular fashion!

*Slits wrists while listening to My Chemical Romance*

Hey, First Entry! AND NO ONE GIVES A FUCK!

2006-09-08T17:20:00.000-07:00

It's the first post of my blog. Here, I'll be posting random thoughts, pro wrestling reviews and rants, etc...